[David Lowery]

Found a couple, you will need to add the duster.

Dave

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[David Lowery]

quote Shane Drew:

(my wife says to me last night – ‘you look like you’ve seen a ghost’… Almost I said.. got to face the 2 Daves tomorrow on the boards 😕 … perhaps they didn’t watch it she said… yeah, like that will happen… ) 😕

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[David Lowery]

Illuminating example 😉

[David Lowery]

I use it when a new shop is opening and they have left it a little late before ordering their sign so I make up a temporary one to tide them over. Always looks a bit iffy and wouldn’t want to leave it there in the long term.

Dave

[David Lowery]

quote Shane Drew:

You ready to talk about the cricket yet Dave? (that keeps him quiet for a while Jason) 😀

Ready now Shane

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/s … 23,00.html

😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

[David Lowery]

A very warm welcome Rastilav

Dave

[David Lowery]

quote KARL WILLIAMS:

If you bought it from an auction house and still have the receipt you should be able to get a full refund.

Most auction houses it’s normal to be "sold as seen" 🙁

[David Lowery]

:lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

[David Lowery]

[David Lowery]

Check Rob’s demo and I think there are some companies that make up the kits for you.

https://www.uksignboards.com/viewtopic.php?t=17866

Dave

[David Lowery]

He can still take court action as long as he has an address for him.

If he only knows his name and roughly where he lives but has no address,
he can probably find his address at http://www.b4usearch.com

If he has a phone number for him, it might be worth him phoning and mentioning, court, income tax inspectors, watchdog, the Kray twins or if he really wants to get him wearing brown courdroys, mention Nik & Carrie :lol1:

[David Lowery]

quote Lorraine Clinch:

Any comments welcome, as this is doing my head in!

ITS DOING YOUR HEAD IN :lol1:

Wait till SignUK and have a play
where lots of sytems are on display

You can play till your hearts desire
(You’ll probably set a few on fire)

Then when you see the one you like
You get to bargain with all your might

And when you’ve got it home and installed
You’ll stop these postings that’s driving us up the wall :lol1:

Dave

[David Lowery]

Tell your customer that the material supplied was correct for the job and that the fitting company should be held solely responsible for the damage caused due to bad fitting. Advise him to inform this "fitting" crew that if the sign is not replaced forewith, that court action will follow due to poor workmanship on their behalf.

[David Lowery]

Here you go

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[David Lowery]

Like this (?)

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[David Lowery]

Should find all you need here:

http://www.brandsoftheworld.com/

[David Lowery]

Dia duit ar maidin

Welcome to the boards

Dave

[David Lowery]

Use the box your vinyl comes in to make the holder and cut to shape the middle core of your vinyl roll to make the sticky out bit of the lights. Cover all in black vinyl with the exception of the lights. (?) Use a long core for the pole.

[David Lowery]

Welcome to the boards Nigel.

Being made redundant is probably the worse thing that can happen, been there, done that. There is life after working for someone for a long time. Hope all goes well and if you have any questions or problems (except money 🙂 ) just ask, someone will have an answer 😕

Dave

[David Lowery]

quote Lee Attewell:

No Jonnie Wilkinson THIS year …Whoo hoo!!! Roll on the World cup 🙂

He’s Back 😀

http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2007/02/ … kinson.php

[David Lowery]

Welcome aboard Adam, any questions, just ask 🙂

[David Lowery]

salt – wound – salt – wound

😥 😥 😥 😥 😥

[David Lowery]

Yup, tried both of them although Sign Conex is looking around for me.

Thanks for looking

Dave

[David Lowery]

Ta George and Peter but it seems I’ve been given duff info on this.

Luckily it’s only for a sample header so I’ll bodge up the one line of text and tell them for the runout, they will have to supply artwork.

Sorry to have bothered you so early in the morning.

Dave

[David Lowery]

No, got that Warren, just the regular I’m after the one with a funny ampersand that looks like a l/c "e" (deformed)

Dave

[David Lowery]

Yeah Marcella but you crash your computer plenty of times :rofl:

[David Lowery]

Lets have a whip round for Rob :lol1:

[David Lowery]

Grabbed these of pdf brochures on tinternet

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[David Lowery]

Upgrade to gold :lol1:

[David Lowery]

UPGRADE TO GOLD :lol1:

[David Lowery]

But don’t send her for an oil chage either :lol1:

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[David Lowery]

He was after freestanding Rob, and by the way, how do YOU reach the top rolls on your system :lol1: :lol1:

[David Lowery]

There must have been stands, just found the catalogue with floor plan….
now how near the bar was it and in what direction and I’ll have a look to see if any names rings a bell. RINGS A BELL ???? Sh1t, Last orders :lol1:

[David Lowery]

THERE WERE STANDS AT THE SHOW ?????

*drink* *drink* *drink* :vomit: *drink*

Dave

[David Lowery]

Jag Sign Supplies

http://www.jagsignsupplies.com/

[David Lowery]

quote Robert Lambie:

dave is that not just leboard that europoint do? comes in white and brushed silver only £40 for an 8×4? (they may have now changed the name but still do it as i buy it on occassion.)

PASS

But it’s the same price 🙂

[David Lowery]

Pyramid display (0161 872 5666) have a di-bond derivative that they call hoarding panel in 3mm at the right price. It only comes in white but you could cover in vinyl a wrap around the edges to prevent lifting. The beauty of this is no bowing/buckling.

Dave

[David Lowery]

Do you have it delivered Shane or do you slink into the shop with your shades on and collar up and pay at the counter :lol1:

[David Lowery]

quote Andy Gorman:

Anyway, back on topic. As I drove past the tax office this morning, I shouted “get back to work ya lazy b@stards” at the top of my voice. They were all stood around with placards, doing nothing. They didn’t seem impressed.

It made me feel fulfilled.

Shame they have a direct link with DVLA to check vehicle registrations. Can see someone being put through the mill by a tax inspector :lol1:

[David Lowery]

Welcome Chris to the neighbourhood

quote Chris Markland:

I am based in sunny Chorley, Lancashire.

Don’t worry about that, we won’t hold it against you
:lol1:

[David Lowery]

Yup, attached in case you need it

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[David Lowery]

Regular & Bold Serpentine attached

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[David Lowery]

HelveticaNeu Regular and Bold 😀

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[David Lowery]

It’s OK, I found it, thought it was one I had on one of the comps.

(Fritz Quadrata)

You can all go back to sleep now 😀

[David Lowery]

:wave:

[David Lowery]

Nope, it’s gone sketchy again 👿

[David Lowery]

Got one last week 😀

Dave

[David Lowery]

🙁 🙁 😥 😥

[David Lowery]

😀 😀 😀

[David Lowery]

Just considering it? How much is it?

Was thinking about branching out but I think I may leaf it as I have my roots firmly planted here. :lol1:

Dave

[David Lowery]

Tax return 🙄

What tax return 🙄

Wasn’t me gov, I’m unemployed :lol1:

Dave

[David Lowery]

Scientists reckon that the drinking water in the taps in the South East of England has been through 7 people before!!! :vomit:

[David Lowery]

If they are put where people can be expected to walk underneath, i.e. edge of a footpath or over a footpath, they need to be 7′ 6". If they are in a position where they should not be walking, then it don’t matter. We put signs in the local parks and the height from the ground to the bottom panel is 1m. At this height, anyone trying to walk underneath would be classed as a pillock so we can get away with it. If Rob Lambie walked under it, he should still have a good clearance 😀

[David Lowery]

Seem to be working OK now Rob 🙂

[David Lowery]

Acording to the man at the council 7′ 6"

Prepare to be sued 😀

[David Lowery]

Played around with it so don’t know if this helps

Dave

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[David Lowery]

quote Lee Attewell:

Bugger…I always forget this part

You’re no relation to Shane are you? He’s losing it with age as well 😀

[David Lowery]

quote Andrew Bennett:

Ok mate, paste the file

Yep, that would help 😀

[David Lowery]

Digitized the man, can you cope with the stripes :lol1:

Dave
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[David Lowery]

Been looking at the Mimaki myself. Two year warranty is a big factor!

Best wait for SignUK when a better deal may be on the cards and where you can play with loads of machines 🙂

[David Lowery]

Yup, new panels.
Tell the tight ar$e that the existing have degenerated beyond it’s normal composition and that it’s inadvisable to delaminate and start again.

(Bullshit baffles brains) 😛

Who would dare disagree with Marcella with sign UK on the horizon 🙂

[David Lowery]

Found this link that gives the details of what i was talking about earlier about that hotel 😀

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0, … 95,00.html

[David Lowery]

Hi Jamie, welcome also 🙂

Don’t worry about the dumb questions, when Shane is online, he’ll give you some dumb answers :lol1:

Cricket 🙄 what about the cricket 😳

Dave

[David Lowery]

Welcome aboard Jason

Dave

quote jxuereb:

Hey shane photo uploaded. Yeh I am a tad younger 😛

A TAD!!! A TAD :rofl:

[David Lowery]

Lynn, the hotel is called the Metropole but this is just a pseudonym to stop him getting sued. The three pages in the book tell of the debauchery and other things that takes place with groups of people away from their workplace. The late night drinking in the bar and the other things that happen when they have had a few. 😳

Dave

[David Lowery]

quote Paul Jamieson:

Do you all book into the same hotel?

I hope it’s not the same one Jeremy Clarkson mentions in his new book 😮 (Page 303) 🙄

[David Lowery]

quote Marcella:

Mr Lowery ……………… next time ginger ale in the brandy ………….. and just a single not a double, I’m not greedy 😀

Naaaaa! Just a Wus 😀

[David Lowery]

Can’t see the ruddy dolphins 😳

[David Lowery]

Parallel Bungie or what :yikes:

[David Lowery]

Wots vinyl 😕 George

I think he’s run and hid Karl

[David Lowery]

:thread:

[David Lowery]

Didn’t get told about yours either Shane.

Marcella is right, he’s trying to tell us something 😥

[David Lowery]

http://www.brandsoftheworld.com/search/ … d_id=35285

Have a good look round the site for any more you need

Dave

[David Lowery]

Definition of Experts…….

EX is a has been

SPERT is a drip under pressure

[David Lowery]

quote Robert Lambie:

hopefully by weekend he can tell us he has found the problem.

Are you admmitting there is a problem Rob :yeeha:

Whilst he’s at it, can he add 1112 posts to my count 😉

[David Lowery]

Good point, but I did receive notification of your reply, this is getting silly *hair*

[David Lowery]

Nope, just found your reply by chance again Shane 🙁

[David Lowery]

YETA GAIN – NO NOTIFICATION

[David Lowery]

YETA

[David Lowery]

Take it that it’s for a caravan (?)

Try contacting the main dealers and they should be able to point you in the right direction for getting these sent to you in vector format. Knowing the caravan trade, most use gerber edges to livery the vans so if you can get the phone number of the German manufacturers, they should be able to help. If you ain’t got an edge, I’m sure someone on here will be able to help.

Dave

Just found main dealers:
http://www.westcaravans.co.uk/contact_west_caravans.htm

[David Lowery]

And again, Ugly George answers but no notification 🙂

[David Lowery]

Sorry Marcella but with all the trouble you’ve had with your comp just recently,
don’t you think it’s about time you bought a new one or at least put some more logs in the back of yours. 🙂

[David Lowery]

See, I didn’t get notified that the lovely Marcella had replied to this.

That’s 4 peeps having probs 😮

[David Lowery]

Rob, it’s nothing to do with the problems with your 1 to 1 email that was posted on here last week is it 😕

[David Lowery]

Don’t change your profile Dave, you end up as a cyber ghost 😮

(add 1112 to my post count 🙁 )

[David Lowery]

Any use

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[David Lowery]

Belated happy birthday Nik…..40?….you don’t look a day over 20 🙂

[David Lowery]

It’s no wonder your wife is scared of flying Shane if that is the quality of pilots down under 🙂

[David Lowery]

Hi Tina and welcome to the boards :welcome:

If you go to profile at the top of the screen, you can put your piccie there but if you are stuck with the sizes etc. just send it to Rob (he who must be obeyed) admin@uksignboards.com and he will do it for you (sometime this year 😀 )

[David Lowery]

Didn’t have a company name, just an individual and as far as I know, it was a cloned card 🙁

[David Lowery]

Didn’t have a company name, just an individual and as far as I know, it was a cloned card 🙁

[David Lowery]

Bog off 🙂

[David Lowery]

SORTED! Cheers and thanks to all! This is what this site is all about, helping one out of the pooh! 😀

[David Lowery]

mio 🙄

[David Lowery]

Supply what he wants and put your competitors name on it 😀

[David Lowery]

PM Sent 😀

[David Lowery]

Can have a look at it for you if you are interested (?)
Then if it’s any good, it might be worth flying up to Manchester.
Can pick you up at the airport and take you to the auction 😕

[David Lowery]

Muchos grassyarse,

Just sent you a PM

Dave

[David Lowery]

Just some faceless wonder 😀

[David Lowery]

Sorry Chris, you’ll have to drive up. 😀

Just phoned the auctioneers to see if they would accept bids over the net or by phone but naaawww. As all items are sold "as seen", you have to be there 🙁

Dave