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Your “Porn Star” name
Have you ever played that game where you make up your own “Porn Star” name?
What you do is…
Take the name of the first pet you had as a child and add that to your mother’s maiden name.Mine is “Ivan Schwenker“
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My Porn Star name is…
Ivor Biggun -
My Porn Star name is…
Peter Longprong -
Seriously, though, I have never had a pet, but if I did, I would have called him Wayne, because my mother’s maiden name (being Scottish) is Kerr.
Wayne Kerr.
Do not say this if you are a Southy!
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Your Porn Star name is…
Suzy Drinkwater. -
Quote Dave Rowland:
Suzy Drinkwater!
You don’t look like a Suzy Dave!
I think we should swap porn names, because mine would be Patch Gavin! -
Quote Steve Morgan:
Peter Longprong
Well, that says it all!
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Quote: George Elsmore:
My Porn Star name is… Wayne Kerr
I did some boards for a guy, and that was his real name.
He was on a golf day that we all went to, and he won a few prizes, and he kept being called up to collect them. The place was in stitches, poor sod. -
I did work for a guy called Joe Kerr.
Always made me chuckle.
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quote Marcella:
I did work for a guy called Joe Kerr. always made me chuckle.
We have a new fellow in the office named Dale, last name Kerr.
For our office e-mail, we routinely take the first name followed by the first letter of the surname.
So when I received a message from Dale, the return address was dalek@cadlink.com.
Being a big Doctor Who fan when I was growing up (Jon Pertwee, Tom Baker), I was thinking…
“Just how much of a fanboy is this guy that he wants a custom work address?”
However, it turns out that he’s never heard of Doctor Who, which I suppose in a way is a worse crime than wanting a fanboy e-mail name.
Cheers,Rod
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A lady that worked next to me before i got into signs was called Wilma Dick.
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Mine is Timmy Abbott, sounds more like I should be hitting people with a pink rubber mallet.
I wouldn’t make a good porn star anyway, enough said! -
My porn name would be “Buddy Blaire“
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Sounds like you could be Timmy Abbott‘s pal!
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My name is Mac Harris
Doesnt sound very porny eh?
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John’s name is Thumper Goodwin!
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Quote Marcella:
John is Thumper Goodwin!
Tell John, his name does sound like a Porn Name!
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You do know thats now stuck with John for SignUK
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Oh, Thumper is delighted about that!
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Mine would be Sonny Legge
Lynn
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Porn star = Thumper = Rabbit = Future Sign Staff
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Sounds like you could be Timmy Abbott’s pal!
I laughed like hell when I read this, Marcella. Buddy Blair and Timmy Abbot!
I don’t know if I’m twisted or had too many Stella’s tonight.Paul
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My name would be Fiona Potts
My only question…
“What were my parents thinking, naming my first dog FIONA?” -
I once did a van for a bloke called Hugh Hunt.
When he told me his name, I couldn’t stop laughing.
Like a prat, I asked him if his parents hated him. He was not amused!
It could’ve been worse, he could have been called Mike Hunt! -
quote KARL WILLIAMS
I once did a van for a bloke called Hugh Hunt. When he told me his name, I couldn’t stop laughing. Like a prat, I asked him if his parents hated him.
He was not amused! It could’ve been worse, he could have been called Mike Hunt.We have a union official here called Grace.
I can only imagine she is married. I can’t imagine a parent doing that to their child.
Mind you, we have Mr & Mrs Bridge name their son Sydney, with the middle name Harbour.
I thought it stupid at the time, but now we have celebrity kids being called Apple, Peach, Tiger Lilly, etc, it does not sound so bad! -
My mate had a hamster called Hugh, and his mum’s maiden name was Jampton
Steve -
So that would make me “Scamp Birch” then!
I don’t know anything about porn at all but it doesn’t sound like a very good name to me. -
Mine is Brandy Martin.
But my wife’s is (I swear this is real!) Pussy (ok, a young cat then) Comyns.
You did ask! -
My wife’s maiden name is Lamb.
There’s nothing like a farmyard scene! -
Quote Harry Cleary:
Mine is Brandy Martin, but my wife’s is (I swear this is real!) (Pussy) (ok, a young cat then) Comyns. You did ask!
No way!
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I swear it is!
She is still laughing!
(BTW, Marcella, I have just inherited a one and a half year old Irish Terrier.
Can a dog this age still be trained?
Any online help?
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Harry, a dog of any age, can be trained!
John is the trainer at the dog club. Read the ‘pack order’ info on his site; it works a treat.
If you need any info, email him and he’ll give you as much advice as you need.
cumbernaulddogtraining.co.uk -
Thanks for that, Marcella. great to get some help as he is a lovely dog, but very boisterous.
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