Your "Porn Star" name

[George Elsmore]

Ivor biggun 😕

[Steve Morgan]

Peter Longprong

[George Elsmore]

seriously though i have never had a pet but if i did i would of called him Wayne and my mothers maiden name (being scots) is Kerr

Wayne Kerr

do not say this if you are a sowffy

[David Rowland]

Suzy Drinkwater ?

[Marcella Ross]

quote Dave Rowland:

Suzy Drinkwater ?

:lol1: …. you don’t look like a Suzy Dave!!!!!! I think we should swap porn names……… mine would be Patch Gavin!!!!!!!

[Marcella Ross]

quote Steve Morgan:

Peter Longprong

:rofl: well that says it all!!!!!!

[Martin Cole]

quote George Elsmore:

Wayne Kerr

I done some boards for a guy once and this was his real name.
He was on a golf day we all went to, he won a few prizes and kept being called up to collect them. The place was in stitches, poor sod 😀

[Marcella Ross]

😀 I did work for a guy called Joe Kerr. 😀 always made me chuckle.

[Rod Young]

quote Marcella:

I did work for a guy called Joe Kerr. always made me chuckle.

We have a new fellow in the office named Dale, last name Kerr. For our office e-mail we routinely take first name followed by first letter of surname. So when I received a message from Dale, the return address was dalek <at> such-and-such.

Being a big Doctor Who fan when I was growing up (Jon Pertwee, Tom Baker), I was thinking, "Just how much of a fanboy is this guy that he wants a custom work address?" However, it turns out that he’s never heard of Doctor Who, which I suppose in a way is a worse crime than wanting a fanboy e-mail name.

Cheers,

Rod

[Robert Lambie]

A Lady that worked next to me before i got into signs was called Wilma D1ck.

admin-edit 😳 trust me to forget about the auto filter :lol1:

[Paul Jamieson]

Mine is Timmy Abbott, sounds more like I should be hitting people with a pink rubber mallet.
I wouldn’t make a good porn star anyway…enough said… 🙄

[Robert Lambie]

my porn name would be "Buddy Blaire" 😕 :lol1:

[Marcella Ross]

sounds like you could be Timmy Abbott’s pal!!! :lol1:

[Nicola McIntosh]

mines is mac harris 😮 doesnt really sound very porny eh 😕

nik

[Marcella Ross]

John’s is Thumper Goodwin! :lol1:

[Nicola McIntosh]

quote Marcella:

John’s is Thumper Goodwin! :lol1:

tell john his does :lol1: :lol1:

nik

[Robert Lambie]

you do know thats now stuck with john for sign uk :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

[Marcella Ross]

:lol1: ………… oh Thumper’s delighted about that! :lol1:

[Lynn Normington]

mine would be sonny legge 😳

Lynn

[Robert Lambie]

porn star = thumper = rabbit = future sign staff :lol1: :lol1:

[Paul Jamieson]

sounds like you could be Timmy Abbott’s pal!!!

I laughed like hell when i read this Marcella. Buddy Blair and Timmy Abbot! I don’t know if i’m twisted or had to many Stellas tonight…. LMAO

Paul

[Shane Drew]

Fiona Potts ….. My only question… what were my parents thinking naming my first dog FIONA? 😮

[Karl Williams]

I once did a van for a bloke called Hugh Hunt. When he told me his name I couldn’t stop laughing. Like a prat I asked him if his parents hated him.
He was not amused! Could’ve been worse, he could have been called Mike Hunt. :you:

[Shane Drew]

quote KARL WILLIAMS:

I once did a van for a bloke called Hugh Hunt. When he told me his name I couldn’t stop laughing. Like a prat I asked him if his parents hated him.
He was not amused! Could’ve been worse, he could have been called Mike Hunt. :you:

We have a union official here called Grace Grace. I can only imagine she is married. can’t imagine a parent doing that to their child. http://www.brisinst.org.au/people/grace_grace.html

mind you, we have Mr & Mrs Bridge name their son Sydney, with the middle name Harbour. I thought it stupid at the time, but now we have celebrity kids being called Apple, Peach, Tiger Lilly etc, it does not sound so bad. 😕

[Steve Morgan]

My mate had a hamster called Hugh and his mums maiden name was Jampton

Steve

[Martin Pearson]

So that would make me "Scamp Birch" then.

I don’t know anything about porn at all but it doesn’t sound like a very good name to me.

[Harry Cleary]

Mine is Brandy Martin, but my wife’s is (I swear this is real!) Pussy (ok, a young cat then) Comyns…….you did ask!!!!! 😀

[Karl Williams]

The wifes maiden name is Lamb. There’s nothing like a farmyard scene!

[Marcella Ross]

quote Harry Cleary:

Mine is Brandy Martin, but my wife’s is (I swear this is real!) (oh i swore !) (ok, a young cat then) Comyns…….you did ask!!!!! 😀

No way! :lol1:

[Harry Cleary]

I swear it is!, and she is still laughing! (btw Marcella, have just inherited a 1 and a half yr old Irish Terrier (ish) can a dog this age still be trained? any online help? Thanks

[Marcella Ross]

Harry a dog any age can be trained!
john is the trainer at the dog club, read the ‘pack order’ info on his site, it works a treat.

http://www.cumbernaulddogtraining.co.uk

if you need any info, email him and he’ll give you as much advice as you need.

sorry off topic 😳

[Harry Cleary]

Thanks for that Marcella, great to get some help as he is a lovely dog, but very boisterous. sorry to go off topic too.