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Yorkshire Day
Well you may, or may not, know that it is Yorkshire Day tomorrow. I thought it would be wise to shiow some Yorkshire sayings and their translations in order to teach some of the Southern Softies how to speak proper….
Hope you enjoy 😀
Initot? = “Isn’t it hot?”
Giuzit = “Give it to me”
Summatsupeer = “Something’s the matter here”
Gerartnit = “Get out of it”
Supwithee? = “What’s the matter with you?”
Smarrerweeim? = “What’s the matter with him?”
Ayampgorrit = “I haven’t got it”
Azeeginiter? = “Has he given it to her?”
Eegoinome = “He’s going home ”
Astagorritreight? = “Have you got it right?”
Astagorritwithy? = “Have you got it with you?”
Ayampteardowt = ” I haven’t heard anything”
Thalafteagerranewan = “You’ll have to get a new one”
Lerrusgerrusandswashed = “Let me get my hands washed”
Eesezitintiz, burruberritiz = “He says it isn’t his, but i bet it is”
Thamusgerritlernt = “You must learn it”
Weevgorragerrusimbux = “We’ve got to get our hymn books”
Owzeeno = “How does he know?”
Aberitinterz = “I bet it isnt hers”
Eeznoburrababbi = “He’s only a baby”
Callusatafpastateintmorning = “Call me at half past eight in the morning”
Eeenosenowtabartit = “he doesn’t know anything about it”
Oowurreewi? Wurreeweissen? = “Who was he with? Was he alone?”
Eezgorrizatome = “He’s got his at home”
Astlecloutthiiftthadunduit = “I’ll hit you if you don’t do it”
Anowthasbineducated
Iain
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Byeck
Avnowtwrangtaesaytaetheeman
Champian.
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You might like this then iain
The Mechanic by Dennis Rhodes
Ah’ve allus liked laikin wi motors
Ivver sin Ah wor a lad
Nah Ah do it ter addle a livin
An t’gaffer o’ t’place is mi dadVery oft ‘e sez “Wilta work ovver
An cooarse Ah seh “That’ll bi fine”
Ah doant mind buildin ‘is bizness up
Cos someday all t’lot’ll bi mineAh work on owt thra minis ter rollers
Noa job is ter big ner ter small
If a bairn cums in wi a pushbike
Ah’ll soart aht ‘is problem anawlAh can fix brakes er bearins er steerin
Bur Ah like knacklin wi engines mooar
Ah’m ‘appy when Ah’m slahted up wi oil
An ther’s bits all ovver t’flooarSum fowks think Ah can work miracles
An sumtimes the’ goa too far
A chap sez “Why weant mi motor staht”
Ah sez “It’s thi batt’ry – it needs a new car”From
http://www.yorkshire-dialect.org/
Peter
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I like that Peter
and a great link also
Thanks
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I thought this was very funny
But dont know how many will understand it 😉Auld fella walking alongside canal and sees a nine-year old lad fair crying his eyes out.
“Wot’s tha cryin’ fer, young un?”
Through sniffles and bawling, little lad manages to say “A’ve loss me mate. Me mate fell in t’canal” and points about three feet in front of him.
“By ‘eck” says fella and without further ado, strips off his jacket and shoes then jumps into the canal. After few minutes he splashed to side and says, “‘Ow old was tha mate?”
By this time, lad had stopped howling and watched the auld fella fair dumbstruck. “Wot’s that mean, ‘ow old?”
“Thy mate” said fella, “‘ow old were ‘e? Wor ‘e a big lad?”
Little lad scowled at the old man, “Nah! Tha daft bat. Not me mate – me mate outa me saniches”Peter.
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Whatthefucksallthataboutyayorkshiretwat = I ‘m dreadfully sorry , but you’ve lost me , I don’t understand the Yorkshire dialect 😮
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quote rightsigns:What he fucks all that about ya yorkshire twat = I ‘m dreadfully sorry , but you’ve lost me , I don’t understand the Yorkshire dialect 😮
Now Now, Phil,
dont start an inter regional war.
Without the house of York, you lot wouldnt be there 😉
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Aww right
Where’s ma blue paint?
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Start an inter regional war?
I started that months ago, you bunch of Northern poofs!
Bloody M1. Should terminate at Junction 19. And I’d only allow it that far north so I can get to the M5 to go back south again.
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Andy you prat,
the M1 goes nowhere near the M5
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Northern Poof
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M1 jct 19 – M45
M45 to A46
A46 to M5I go that way whenever I go to Cornwall where the people are nice and Southern.
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Thats what I said, goes nowhere near the M5!
Anyway jct 19 is for the M6.
No wonder you always get lost
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On form tonight Andy? 😀
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I like to wind up the whippet fanciers John. 😀
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Oi OI Big Gee or soon to be Big Fat Lip Gee less of the foops remarks that ain’t PC u know we have a name up here for south of the border Guffies (no explanation neede) anyway can anyone tell FIT FIT FITS FAR translate that if you can DORIC if you didn’t know
Goop (Tee Hee) incase some find it offensive not
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meet the whippet 😀
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The dogs called Barney btw
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Bloody Nora, look at the size of that Chiahauha!
That’ll keep the double glazing salesmen away.Someone give Forbie a glass of water, the whisky’s having a funny effect on him. 😛
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An NO Ice pleeze can eat a pun o’ billed ham raw withoot a drink I can.
Goop
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Goop, try a packet of cream crackers, without a drink, that usually sorts the men from the boys.
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My goodness me. What a large Whippet you have Sir?! 😮
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Happy Yorkshire Day!!! 😀 ….. to anyone who takes pride in Yorkshire Day??? 😕 I didnt know there was such a thing? …. I have just speed read this thread so I hope Im not getting the wrong end of the stick here??
Crikey Peter & Lynn your dog is enormous, massive, huge …. wouldnt like to be hanging on the end of his lead if ever he decided to bolt 😮 :lol1:
Carrie 😀 (A Middlener)
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son of barney the whippet
Ozzie
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peter
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Look at that….
A 5ft dog 😀
Iain
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Ian, I should make that 7′
L J
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No LJ
Iain is right, in fact he paid me a complement, I am dwarf, just trying to fool you guys, whippets never grow more than 4′ long.
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I see Peter, you are stood in a hole! yes.
L J -
Dont know about stood in one, I may be digging one though!
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Peter,
He makes my dogs (GSDs) look like Pomeranians! You could put a saddle on that! 🙂
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In fact…. isn’t that Scooby Doo?
Do you breed Great Danes?
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yes Marcella he and she ( you can just about see her ) are scooby doo’s
and if I had a pound for every time I’ve heard the saddle thing I wouldn’t need to do sign writing (!) still would though love it. No we don’t breed them these two are brother and sister I wouldn’t be able to let them go we have also had german shepards but for the last 15 or so years it’s been scooby doo’s the gentle gaint’s of the dog worldLynn 😛
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I love Great Danes. My nieghbor had 5 of them. One day one ran by my window and I could have swarn it was a horse. Lovely dogs you have there Peter and Lynn.
-Marek
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