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xmas cheer
It is Christmas Eve and this chap is on a rooftop about to jump off.
> > His wife is leaving him for another man, he has lost his job and he
>owes
> > thousands of pounds to the bank.
> >
> > Just as he finishes his prayers and closes his eyes, ready to jump,
> > Father Christmas taps him on the shoulder. “Are you OK?” asks Father
> > Christmas.
> >
> > The man explains why he is so miserable and gets ready to jump.
> > “Stop!” shouts Father Christmas. “It is Christmas, I will grant you
> > three wishes to solve your problems on the understanding that you
will
> > grant me a small favour in return!”
> >
> > “Would you?” the man replies.”That would be wonderful !! … Thank
>you,
> > thank you!”
> > Father Christmas promises him that:
> >
> > 1. You shall go home in 1 hour and your wife will be dressed in her
> > sexiest underwear, begging for forgiveness and longing for your
>return,
> > she will
> > have no recollection of her new boyfriend.
> >
> > 2. You shall go into work tomorrow, sit at your desk and continue
with
> > your work. Your salary will have increased by 50%. Also, nobody will
>have
> > any
> > recollection of your sacking.
> >
> > 3. You shall go to your bank and you will be ten thousand pounds in
> > credit, you will have no outstanding bills.
> >
> > “Oh thank you, thank you!” says the man. “What is it that I can do
for
> > you?”
> >
> > Father Christmas asks the man to drop his pants and bend over.
> > After a quite brutal rogering, which made his eyes water, Father
> > Christmas asks the man how old he is.
> >
> > “36” replies the man.
> >
> > “Ho, Ho, Ho, You’re a bit old to believe in Father Christmas aren’t
> > you!?”
> > chuckled the fat gay bloke in fancy dress! -
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