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  • Peter Normington

    Member
    December 10, 2010 at 10:36 pm

    in a word yes, they get upset if you buy them a hoover for Christmas, but would feel offended if they bought you a cordless drill, and didnt appreciate it 😀

    Peter

  • Nicola McIntosh

    Member
    December 10, 2010 at 10:38 pm
    quote Andrew Boyle:

    Not sure what’s going on …….. But are all women a bit mental. 😀

    yip……at least im putting my hand up to say so :lol1: :lol1:

  • Peter Normington

    Member
    December 10, 2010 at 10:49 pm
    quote Nicola McIntosh:

    quote Andrew Boyle:

    Not sure what’s going on …….. But are all women a bit mental. 😀

    yip……at least im putting my hand up to say so :lol1: :lol1:

    yes but which hand? 😀

    your left or right?

    Peter

  • Andrew Boyle

    Member
    December 10, 2010 at 10:50 pm

    Thanks…..May need to meet up with both of you to discuss this 😀 are you signuking this year.?

  • Jill Marie Welsh

    Member
    December 10, 2010 at 10:53 pm

    Yes it’s true.
    It’s because we have to put up with men’s sh!t…hence the initials for PMS.
    You wouldn’t love us if we were any other way.
    And we love men because they are fun to torture.
    😉
    You know I’m you’re biggest fan Andrew.
    Love…..Jill

  • Andrew Boyle

    Member
    December 10, 2010 at 10:53 pm

    Thanks…..May need to meet up with both of you to discuss this 😀 are you signuking this year.?

  • Andrew Boyle

    Member
    December 10, 2010 at 10:56 pm

    I’m your biggest fan too Jill 😀 x

  • Andrew Boyle

    Member
    December 10, 2010 at 10:59 pm

    😀

  • Lynn Normington

    Member
    December 10, 2010 at 11:01 pm

    Andrew you should know the answer to that is yes absolutely 😀 why on earth would I want a hoover,deep fat fryer, iron kettle or any house hold implement for a christmas present 🙄 why would I want any of those at all unless of course the men in lives had any clue what they were for 😀
    if I wanted any of these things I would go and buy them not wait to see if santa fetches me one 😀

    Lynn

  • Peter Normington

    Member
    December 10, 2010 at 11:07 pm
    quote Jill Marie Welsh:

    And we love men because they are fun to torture.
    :wink:love…..Jill

    Jill you have just opened a can of worms, Dave Rowland will be getting quite excited now!

    Peter

  • Robert Lambie

    Member
    December 10, 2010 at 11:29 pm
    quote Peter Normington:

    Dave Rowland will be getting quite excited now!

    more likely on the next flight to the states. 😉 :lol1:

  • Harry Cleary

    Member
    December 10, 2010 at 11:39 pm

    A woman is only a woman but a cigar is a good smoke!

    Sheet I just realised…I don’t smoke no more. 😮

  • Jill Marie Welsh

    Member
    December 11, 2010 at 2:01 pm

    One year my (now ex of course) hubby got me an iron for Christmas.
    A frigging iron.
    It would have been different if he’d ever have given me any sort of gift before.
    It was a nice sized box which he’d wrapped in auto body paint making paper.
    I though oh how sweet till I opened it up then I wanted to bash his head in with it.
    And I already had an iron anyway.

  • David Rowland

    Member
    December 11, 2010 at 5:59 pm

    what do i know about women!

  • Peter Normington

    Member
    December 11, 2010 at 6:57 pm

    About as much as me Dave, when it was snowing last week all Lynn could do was look through the window, but when it got really bad I had to let her in,

    Peter

  • Nigel Hindley

    Member
    December 11, 2010 at 7:47 pm
    quote Dave Rowland:

    what do i know about women!

    Turn em upside down, they all look the same?

  • Matty Goodwin

    Member
    December 11, 2010 at 8:31 pm

    I bought wifey a new washing machine year before last for xmas.

    It wasn’t until september this year she realised I got it from her catologue and she had been paying it off £5.75 per week!

    Oh, and Andrew, I’m Jills biggest fan!

    Matt

  • Nigel Hindley

    Member
    December 11, 2010 at 8:43 pm
    quote Dave Rowland:

    what do i know about women!

    Turn em upside down, they all look the same?

  • Nicola McIntosh

    Member
    December 11, 2010 at 11:56 pm
    quote Nigel Hindley:

    Turn em upside down, they all look the same?

    :lol1: :lol1: only if they are still a beaver :lol1: :lol1:

  • Nigel Hindley

    Member
    December 12, 2010 at 1:42 am
    quote Nicola McIntosh:

    quote Nigel Hindley:

    Turn em upside down, they all look the same?

    :lol1: :lol1: only if they are still a beaver :lol1: :lol1:

    😀

    actually a quote from a Ralph Bakshi (Fritz the cat) movie called ‘hey good looking’ if you are into animated films this well worth a watch Nik, I think you in particular would love it. Some quite revolutionary animation was used in its production. Quite rare I have never seen it anywhere on DVD though notice its now on you tube.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGlYE0PE … re=related

    Nige

  • David Rowland

    Member
    December 12, 2010 at 1:34 pm

    ok own up… who is

    The newest registered user is CARESSING MY HUGE BREASTS

    😀

  • Martin Pearson

    Member
    December 12, 2010 at 2:17 pm

    Someone who has logged in to the wrong forum I would guess Dave, obviously not one of the ladies we have on the forum already 😮

  • Jill Marie Welsh

    Member
    December 12, 2010 at 5:27 pm

    Yikes that’s creepy! But also hilarious.
    I needed a laugh today!
    😀 :lol1: 😀

  • Harry Cleary

    Member
    December 12, 2010 at 6:14 pm
    quote Dave Rowland:

    The newest registered user is CARESSING MY HUGE BREASTS

    😀

    Why is he doing that? Is it nice Dave? 😀

  • Nicola McIntosh

    Member
    December 12, 2010 at 8:48 pm

    nigel….nice vids, noticed parts 2 onwards….away to watch, beats watching x factor :lol1: :lol1:

  • Nicola McIntosh

    Member
    December 12, 2010 at 9:49 pm
    quote Martin:

    obviously not one of the ladies we have on the forum already 😮

    you trying to say we are all flat as pancakes martin :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

  • Nicola McIntosh

    Member
    December 12, 2010 at 9:52 pm

    this one here is a p@rn link, someones at the naughty again 😕


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  • Harry Cleary

    Member
    December 12, 2010 at 10:10 pm

    Having fun with the latest one…I never knew you could do that with a roast turkey! 😮 😮


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  • David Rowland

    Member
    December 12, 2010 at 10:26 pm

    omg !!!

    interesting looking at ppl’s screens, you can tell a lot about someone’s character by the items on a screen

  • Martin Pearson

    Member
    December 12, 2010 at 11:51 pm

    Not at all Nicola, I just meant that all the ladies on the forum are far to nice to be that rude :lol1: :lol1:

  • Jill Marie Welsh

    Member
    December 13, 2010 at 11:40 am

    Harry, I dunno about roast turkey, but here in PA a few years back a guy in a meat packing plant got fired for having his way with turkey carcasses.
    😕

  • Harry Cleary

    Member
    December 13, 2010 at 5:01 pm
    quote Jill Marie Welsh:

    Harry, I dunno about roast turkey, but here in PA a few years back a guy in a meat packing plant got fired for having his way with turkey carcasses.
    😕


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  • Nigel Hindley

    Member
    December 13, 2010 at 7:24 pm
    quote Jill Marie Welsh:

    Harry, I dunno about roast turkey, but here in PA a few years back a guy in a meat packing plant got fired for having his way with turkey carcasses.
    😕

    believe it or not a similar thing happened here in the UK a few years ago not a turkey but cracks in the pavement,

  • Harry Cleary

    Member
    December 13, 2010 at 7:33 pm
    quote Nigel Hindley:

    quote Jill Marie Welsh:

    Harry, I dunno about roast turkey, but here in PA a few years back a guy in a meat packing plant got fired for having his way with turkey carcasses.
    😕

    believe it or not a similar thing happened here in the UK a few years ago not a turkey but cracks in the pavement,

    😮 😮 😮
    I wouldn’t mind that…..sure youse is all heathens over there…as my auld granny used to say. 🙂

  • Jill Marie Welsh

    Member
    December 13, 2010 at 7:37 pm

    I dunno which would hurt more, concrete abrasions or slices from the turkey’s ribcage.
    People are so messed up.

  • David Rogers

    Member
    December 13, 2010 at 8:13 pm

    Brought back to mind this guy who made UK headlines in the tabloids & channel 5 a few years back…sad, sad, sad.

  • Phill Fenton

    Member
    December 13, 2010 at 8:49 pm

    Thing is – the VW Beetle has twin tail pipes – hence double the fun :thumbsup: :shutup:

  • Graeme Harrold

    Member
    December 14, 2010 at 9:28 am
    quote Jill Marie Welsh:

    One year my (now ex of course) hubby got me an iron for Christmas.
    A frigging iron.
    It would have been different if he’d ever have given me any sort of gift before.
    It was a nice sized box which he’d wrapped in auto body paint making paper.
    I though oh how sweet till I opened it up then I wanted to bash his head in with it.
    And I already had an iron anyway.

    H e was way ahead of his time…. I got an iPod and was thrilled to bits and you did’nt appreciate an iRon!!!!! :lol1:

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