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    Posted by Shane Drew on November 11, 2005 at 12:35 pm

    On a septic tank truck in Oregon:
    Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels

    At a tyre shop in Milwaukee:
    Invite Us To Your Next Blowout

    Sign over a gynecologist’s office:
    Dr. Jones — At Your Cervix

    On a plumber’s truck:
    We Repair What Your Husband Fixed

    On a plastic surgeon’s office door:
    Hello! Can we pick your nose?

    At a towing company:
    We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We just want tows.

    On an electrician’s truck:
    Let Us Remove Your Shorts

    On a maternity room door:
    Push. Push. Push!

    At an optometrist’s office:
    If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.

    On a taxidermist’s window:
    We Really Know Our Stuff

    In a podiatrist’s office:
    Time wounds all heels.

    Outside a muffler shop:
    No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.

    In a veterinarian’s waiting room:
    Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

    At the electric company:
    We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
    However, if you don’t, you will be.

    In a restaurant window:
    Don’t stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.

    and…

    At a propane filling station:
    Thank Heaven For Little Grills

    Shane Drew replied 18 years, 5 months ago 6 Members · 6 Replies
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  • Jayne Marsh

    Member
    November 11, 2005 at 1:02 pm

    :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

  • George Elsmore

    Member
    November 11, 2005 at 3:08 pm

    On a septic tank truck in Stafford:

    The Number One in Number Two’s 😮

  • Marekdlux

    Member
    November 11, 2005 at 3:10 pm

    On a septic tank truck in So. California:
    “Your Crap is our Bread and Butter”

    It’s the best slogan I have ever seen.
    -Marek

  • Mark Shipley

    Member
    November 11, 2005 at 4:17 pm

    This one tickles me.

    Mark


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  • Alan Drury

    Member
    November 11, 2005 at 4:27 pm

    On a aeriel company’s van ‘ Satisfaction with every erection’
    Alan

  • Shane Drew

    Member
    November 11, 2005 at 8:34 pm

    😛 luv em

    You have no doubt seen the one that says ‘a business with no sign is a sign of no business’

    Bit overused here, but a good slogan none the less

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