• Who am I?

    Posted by Shane Drew on October 30, 2005 at 5:40 am

    I can start the day without caffeine,

    I can get going without pep pills,

    I can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

    I can resist complaining and boring people with my troubles,

    I can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,

    I can understand when loved ones are too busy to give me any time,

    I can overlook it when those I love take it out on me when, through no fault of mine, something goes wrong,

    I can take criticism and blame without resentment,

    I can ignore a friend’s limited education and never correct him,

    I can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend,

    I can face the world without lies and deceit,

    I can conquer tension without medical help,

    I can relax without liquor,

    I can sleep without the aid of drugs,

    I can say honestly that deep in my heart I have no prejudice against creed, color, religion or politics….

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    I am a dog 😛

    Carrie Brown replied 18 years, 6 months ago 2 Members · 2 Replies
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  • Chris Hooper

    Member
    October 30, 2005 at 7:04 am

    also……..

    I vary rarely do as I am told
    I can, place teeth marks in a 5 mtr roll of magnetic sheet
    I can eat a cat flap, pair of shoes and 2 whole socks in one sitting

    ah bless them……..

    We have just adopted a 12 month old Black Labrador ………seemed like a good idea at the time. I am sure it will if I can just stop the dog chewing stuff

  • Carrie Brown

    Member
    October 30, 2005 at 7:54 am

    Thats a good one!!

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