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When Girls Drink Too Much
OK …. I’m guilty of a couple of these 😳
WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH …………
1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.
2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.
3. WE’VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE’S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.
4.IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALISE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.
5.WE DROP OUR 3:00 A.M. SUBMARINE SANDWICH ON THE FLOOR WHICH WE’RE EATING EVEN THOUGH WE ARE NOT THE LEAST BIT HUNGRY, PICK IT UP AND CARRY ON EATING IT.
6.WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.
7.WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"
8 . WE’VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.
9. THE MAN WE’RE FLIRTING WITH USED TO BE OUR 4 TH YEAR TEACHER.
10. THE URGE TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, STAND ON A TABLE AND SING OR DANCE BECOMES STRANGELY OVERWHELMING TO US.
11. OUR EYES JUST DON’T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO WE KEEP THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY SEXY.
12. WE’VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.
13. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT’S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE VODKA.
14. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (er, or, the mop?)
15. WE START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, "DON’T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY BUT…"
16. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID’S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.
17. OUR HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES.
18. WE ARE TIRED SO WE JUST SIT ON THE FLOOR (WHEREVER WE HAPPEN TO BE STANDING) AND TAKE A QUICK NAP.
19. WE BEGIN LEAVING THE BUTTONS OPEN ON OUR BUTTON FLY PANTS TO CUT DOWN ON THE TIME WE”RE IN THE BATHROOM AWAY FROM OUR DRINK.
20. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT’S THEIR FAULT THAT WE’RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.
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16 Replies
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😀 😀 😀 😀 yep your just about there marcella
apart from the fact that there allowed to discuss there partners openly when there p@@ssed….where for a guy unless were putting them down…is strictly TABOU !
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you forgot the part where they snog there friends just to get guys attention and hope for the poor saps to buy them drinks…….. or was that just my ex 🙄
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oh marcella I resemble those thoughts 😳 😳 😳 good though int it :lol1: :lol1:
Lynn 😥
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quote John Wilson:you forgot the part where they snog there friends just to get guys attention and hope for the poor saps to buy them drinks…….. or was that just my ex 🙄:lol1: :lol1: :lol1:
I always end up taking my shoes off, always eat what i’ve dropped on the floor and yes…. the half shut eye bit…. that’s me! 😀
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John never done that one 🙄
Lynn
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quote John Wilson:you forgot the part where they snog there friends just to get guys attention and hope for the poor saps to buy them drinks…….. or was that just my ex 🙄
yeh it was just your x John 😀
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John, in your defence…. it wasn’t just your ex. I’ve witnessed that one before. I knew a girl who’d try it on with any other girl purely for the purposes of grabbing a mans attention…. and it worked every time.
Anyone want her number? 😀… for the record, I was never a participant! 😮
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Pictures?
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quote Marekdlux:Pictures?
ive got them Mareck ….two for a pound …two for a pound 😀 😀
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quote Marcella:John, in your defence…. it wasn’t just your ex. I’ve witnessed that one before. I knew a girl who’d try it on with any other girl purely for the purposes of grabbing a mans attention…. and it worked every time.
Anyone want her number? 😀… for the record, I was never a participant! 😮
lol what good is her number….. give me her address 😉
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:appl: I love these Marcella.
My wife is not a drinker, but I have observed this from a distance many times. It is better than any soap on TV anytime.
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thats it marcella………..i told you never to repeat anything i tell you :lol1: :lol1: specially no. ten 😀 😉
nik
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Most apply to geezers as well. except no 13 thats a Lynn thing
Peter
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:lol1:
No. 20 is a line I have been known to use often ….. I end up walking home bare foot, shoes in hand … still falling over ….. which of course is then the fault of the pavements … or "Im only falling over because my legs are tired from all the dancing … its nothing to do with drinking too much"
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I can indentify with number eight where the "Geek" thinks he’s in with a chance 😳
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quote Marcella:OK …. I’m guilty of a couple of these 😳10. THE URGE TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, STAND ON A TABLE AND SING OR DANCE
I missed that one Marcella. Let me know when there’s a repeat performance. Maybe at SignUK?. 😀
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