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wheels of life
Posted by Shane Drew on February 2, 2006 at 11:22 amJohn Singh replied 18 years, 3 months ago 14 Members · 27 Replies -
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…. just realised…. I’m on set of wheels no.6 already!!!! 😮
God – my days are numbered! :lol1:
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quote Marcella:…. just realised…. I’m on set of wheels no.6 already!!!! 😮
lucky you….i feel as if im on nine 😕
nik
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Just bought no. 5 last week…lol God am I depressed now, thanks Shane!
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I’m on number 4, and I’m staying there! (Although I look and feel like the bloke in number 9)
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quote Andy Gorman:I’m on number 4, and I’m staying there! (Although I look and feel like the bloke in number 9)
Ahhh, but Andy that could mean you’ve done 5 and 6, then hit your midlife crisis and went back to 4!!!! :lol1:
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quote Dimensions:Just bought no. 5 last week…lol God am I depressed now, thanks Shane!
:lol1: :lol1: :lol1: I went tyre kicking a number 5 last weekend…. good argument not to buy one now 😕
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That’s good Shane!
I’m number 5 but like Andy feel like number 9, that’s what working for yourself does for you (puppy-eyes) :
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I’m a 4. I plan on staying here for at least a couple of more years.
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Im a cross between 4 & 5 …. another child would push me to be a No. 5 …. thats not for a few more years yet though.
😀
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No 6 but feel like :car:
……………But of course the last set of wheels is the hearst
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I thought the hearse was missing, but I think it is excluded because this is the wheels of life, and you are usually dead when you travel in a hearse!
I by passed 4 and 5, and went straight to number 6.
Ivan
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Where I live. about 75% of the population drive about in option 8 (even though their ages range from about 18 to 65) but then that’s invalidity benefit for you 🙄
I reckon there’s more “disabled people” in this country now than there was when our servicemen returned after the 1st and 2nd world wars. 😕
(With no disrespect to anyone who may be genuinely disabled)
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quote Phill:I reckon there’s more “disabled people” in this country now than there was when our servicemen returned after the 1st and 2nd world wars. 😕
:lol1: :lol1: :lol1:
nik
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quote Phill:Where I live. about 75% of the population drive about in option 8 (even though their ages range from about 18 to 65) but then that’s invalidity benefit for you 🙄
I reckon there’s more “disabled people” in this country now than there was when our servicemen returned after the 1st and 2nd world wars. 😕
(With no disrespect to anyone who may be genuinely disabled)
ooohhhh…. how true that is. My neighbour lifts a disibilty badge out and sticks it on his car windscreen so that he can park wherever he likes.
….. oh – his disability…. he suffers from stress which makes him stutter! -
is this the guy with the 12 kids!? He has more than a problem with a stutter!
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It is Shane!!! 😀 I think his stutter must be at it’s worst in the bedroom!!!
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quote :It is Shane!!! I think his stutter must be at it’s worst in the bedroom!!!
“Oh SSSSSSSSssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssod it!” he said.
But it was too late!
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quote Marcella:It is Shane!!! 😀 I think his stutter must be at it’s worst in the bedroom!!!
reminds me of this joke I heard the other day..
A guy walks into his doctor’s office and says, “Ddddoc, I’ve bbbeen sssttttuttering ffor yyears and III’m tired of it. Ccccan yyyou hehehelp mmme???”
The doc says, “Well, I’ll have to examine you first before I can answer you.”
The doc examines him and says, “Well, I’m pretty sure that I know what the problem is.”
The guy asks, “wwwell wwwhat is it, ddoc?”
The doc says,”It’s your willy!. It’s about about 18 inches long and all of the down pressure is putting a strain on your vocal chords.”
The guy asks, “Wwwhat ccan wwe ddo about it?”
The doc replies, “Well, I can cut it off and transplant a shorter one. I can guarantee that the operation will cure your stuttering.”
The guy says, “Dddo it!”
The guy has the operation and about four weeks later he comes back to the doctor’s office and says, “Thanks Doc. You’ve solved my problem and I don’t stutter any more but I’ve only had sex once in the past month. My wife doesn’t enjoy it any more. I cannot satisfy her. She liked my longer willy. I don’t care if I have to stutter, I want you to put my long one back one!”
The doc replies, “Nnnnope. A ddddeal’s a ddddeal!”
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😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 nice one Shane! I’ll dine out on that.
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quote Dimensions:😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 nice one Shane! I’ll dine out on that.
:lol1: I cleaned it up a fair bit mate 😮
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Last ones good
Thats the wheel of misfortune
You can see he wheely misses that
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