whats your favourite advertising slogan?

[Alan Drury]

For an Aeriel fitter – Satisfaction with every erection.
Alan D

[Stephen Murray1]

How about for a plummer… "A good flush beats a full house".
I also did a joiner recently who wanted " i love the smell of sawdust in the morning" on his van. :D’

Steve

[John McNickle]

or one i saw for a plumber, Your Sh*t is our bread & Butter 🙂

[Cheryl Smith]

drainage company..
number one for number twos!

[Liam Pattison]

I saw a rasta driving a van about with red gold and green colours and a picture of bob marley on it. He was a handyman who had called his company ”jobs you dread” i thought it was a clever idea. It had a luton telephone number on it. Did anyone on here do it??

Liam

[Mike Grant]

On a plumbers van I saw recently
"Don’t sleep with a drip"

[Andrew Bennett]

On TV at the moment, a Spanish guy called Juan Sheet ! 😮

[Gwaredd Steele]

Just cut a truck cab out for a recovery firm & there slogan for this one is: ‘Our Business is Picking Up’

The last truck had ‘We Usually Meet By Accident’ on it.

[Frank Horner]

The opticians window " if you can’t see what you’re looking for you have come to the right place"

Frank

[Neil Davey]

What about the Butcher…….

Pleased to meet you……..Meat to please you 😀

[Colin Bland]

There’s a van in my area which is a building company run by Asians and they have on the side "you’ve had the cowboys now try the Indians" 🙂

[Neil Speirs]

Dog groomer in my town called "Cutz 4 Mutz"

[Scott.Evans]

ha ha

I like some of these :lol1:

[Harry Cleary]

Van here belonging to a guy who fills those vending machines with ‘something for the weekend’
It reads JOE BLOGGS ‘Population Control Officer’ 😀

[Cheryl Smith]

scaffolder..
for a fast erection

[Peter Normington]

it may be a coincidence, but I have seen at least 3 of the slogans today,
and putting another on a van on Monday (the no 1 business for no 2 business) I’m happy that my client thinks it’s original
😀 does anyone have any original ones?

Peter

[Kev Cringle]

my mate had
(ill move the earth for u baby on his tipper wagon)

[Noel Kearney]

i put "yesterdays meals on wheels" on a septic tanker

[Lee Attewell]

I’ve done "Blind man driving" on a window blind fitter’s van.

[Shane Drew]

We have an electrician here with – ‘let me remove your shorts’

A local handyman has – ‘I finish the jobs your husband started’

A Go Kart shop – ‘Looking after tomorrows champions, today’ (I suggested that one to the client, and he liked it 😳 )