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  • Phill Fenton

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    January 17, 2006 at 10:18 pm

    Iths a unit of meathurment. One twelthh of a foot ๐Ÿ˜•

  • Lynn Normington

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    January 17, 2006 at 10:27 pm

    Hi Dawn from the Oxford ” /plinth/ n. 1 the lower square slab at the base os a column 2 a base supporting a vase or statue etc [F plinthe or L plinthus f. Gk plinthos tile,brick,squared stone] . see PEDESTAL

    Why Dawn ๐Ÿ™„

    Lynn

  • John & Dawn Roddick

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    January 17, 2006 at 10:46 pm

    No it’th a plinthetheth bluther and they live in a cathle!!

    Sorry folks – this is what happens to my brain when I stay up with the tax return until 2am and get up at 6.30 to go to work. I’ve just had a cup of Rocket Fuel coffee so hopefully that will keep me going long enough to cut the 2 vans John is fitting tomorrow.

    Dawn

  • Nicola McIntosh

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    January 17, 2006 at 10:50 pm
    quote John Roddick:

    Who can give help me out with the clearest definition of a plinth

    :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: i just got that one dawn………….. ๐Ÿ˜‰ and youve just reminded me of my tax return ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

    nik

  • Lynn Normington

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    January 17, 2006 at 11:03 pm

    ๐Ÿ™„ ๐Ÿ™„ ๐Ÿ™„ ๐Ÿ™„ What are you talkin about

    Lynn

  • Nicola McIntosh

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    January 17, 2006 at 11:07 pm
    quote Lynn:

    ๐Ÿ™„ ๐Ÿ™„ ๐Ÿ™„ ๐Ÿ™„ What are you talkin about

    come on dawn you can explain…………….you started it ๐Ÿ˜‰

    nik

  • Jill Marie Welsh

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    January 17, 2006 at 11:07 pm

    He’th thomething you kith.

  • Nicola McIntosh

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    January 17, 2006 at 11:08 pm
    quote Jill Marie Welsh:

    He’th thomething you kith.

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: oooh cant see the screen jill…nice one ๐Ÿ˜‰

    nik

  • Phill Fenton

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    January 17, 2006 at 11:12 pm

    Thath’s a fwog, not a pwinth ๐Ÿ˜•

  • Lynn Normington

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    January 17, 2006 at 11:13 pm

    is this a scotish thing that I don’t get the language or just my normal self ?? I really don’t have a clue (?)

    Lynn

  • Phill Fenton

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    January 17, 2006 at 11:16 pm

    Are you taking the pith out of the way we thpeak Lnn?

  • Lynn Normington

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    January 17, 2006 at 11:21 pm

    absolutly not phill (didn’t know you had a lisp)

    Lynn

  • John & Dawn Roddick

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    January 17, 2006 at 11:26 pm

    Right Lynn – get yourself a red, curly wig, imagine your Bonnie Langford and then say out loud

    A plinth ith plinthetheth bluther and they live in a cathle!!

  • Lynn Normington

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    January 17, 2006 at 11:31 pm

    A plinth ith plinthetheth bluther and they live in a cathle!!

    Ok I can do A AND THEY LIVE IN A CATHLE!! (castle?)
    can’t do the rest ???

    red wig and imagine I’m Bonnie Langford !! off to the doctor tomorrow I must be anorexic!!!

    Lynn

  • John & Dawn Roddick

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    January 17, 2006 at 11:32 pm

    Translated:

    A prince is a princesses brother and they live in a castle

  • Lynn Normington

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    January 17, 2006 at 11:36 pm

    dawn what has that got to do with a plinth??

    Lynn

  • Phill Fenton

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    January 17, 2006 at 11:36 pm

    Wath’s all thith got to do with a unit of meathurment ๐Ÿ˜•

  • Phill Fenton

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    January 17, 2006 at 11:39 pm

    I’m even more perpwexethd than lynn ith ๐Ÿ™„

  • Nicola McIntosh

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    January 17, 2006 at 11:41 pm

    to make it even more confussing………….ed is putting a plinth in my living room next week ๐Ÿ˜‰

    nik

  • Jill Marie Welsh

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    January 17, 2006 at 11:44 pm

    Ith it a LARGE plinth Nik?
    Thuper-thithed plitheth are alwayth preferable to puny plintheth.
    ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • Nicola McIntosh

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    January 17, 2006 at 11:46 pm
    quote Jill Marie Welsh:

    Ith it a LARGE plinth Nik?
    Thuper-thithed plitheth are alwayth preferable to puny plintheth.
    ๐Ÿ˜‰

    yep it ith jill ๐Ÿ˜‰

    nik

  • Phill Fenton

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    January 17, 2006 at 11:50 pm

    What girth doth dith plinth hath ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

  • Jill Marie Welsh

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    January 18, 2006 at 12:00 am

    Leth than a rod but more than a jigger.

  • Nicola McIntosh

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    January 18, 2006 at 12:12 am
    quote Jill Marie Welsh:

    Leth than a rod but more than a jigger.

    :lol1: :lol1:

    like the new piccie jill…………..very reserved and what were you thinking about when it was taken ๐Ÿ˜• not the norm you ๐Ÿ˜€

    nik

  • Phill Fenton

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    January 18, 2006 at 12:14 am

    Thaths her new pathport photo ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

  • Nicola McIntosh

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    January 18, 2006 at 12:16 am
    quote Phill:

    Thaths her new pathport photo ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

    :rofl: :rofl:

    right i have to stop laughin now…… :lol1: :lol1: ๐Ÿ˜‰ squeesing me cheeks in now :lol1:

    nik

  • Marekdlux

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    January 18, 2006 at 12:19 am
    quote Nicola McIntosh:

    quote Phill:

    Thaths her new pathport photo ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

    squeesing me cheeks in now :lol1:

    nik

    You should go to the toilet then. :lol1:
    -Marek

  • Jill Marie Welsh

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    January 18, 2006 at 12:43 am

    I wath deprethethed that day because I couldn’t find my plith.

  • Dave Bruce

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    January 18, 2006 at 8:52 am

    :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

    You lot have me in stwithes

    Dave.thom.thom.thom

  • Jayne Marsh

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    January 18, 2006 at 9:22 am

    You thouldnt really take the pith out of the poor thodth who thuffer with lithpth itth tho unfair :lol1:

  • Marcella Ross

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    January 18, 2006 at 9:59 am
    quote Nicola McIntosh:

    to make it even more confussing………….ed is putting a plinth in my living room next week ๐Ÿ˜‰

    nik

    is that for you to sit on?

  • Shane Drew

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    January 18, 2006 at 11:05 am

    I have come to the very serious conclusion that you are all nutters! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

  • Peter Normington

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    January 18, 2006 at 11:07 am

    well, that took you long enough Shane!

    ๐Ÿ˜€
    Peter

  • Carrie Brown

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    January 18, 2006 at 11:08 am

    :lol1: :lol1:

    nutters!! Its great!!

  • Shane Drew

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    January 18, 2006 at 11:15 am
    quote Peter Normington:

    well, that took you long enough Shane!

    ๐Ÿ˜€
    Peter

    I am actually rather pleased that I have come to this conclusion because for a long time I thought it was me! :lol1:

  • Nicola McIntosh

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    January 18, 2006 at 11:17 am
    quote Marcella:

    quote Nicola McIntosh:

    to make it even more confussing………….ed is putting a plinth in my living room next week ๐Ÿ˜‰
    nik

    is that for you to sit on?

    :rofl: :rofl:

    nik

  • Jill Marie Welsh

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    January 18, 2006 at 12:27 pm

    Watch out for plinterth Nik!

  • John & Dawn Roddick

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    January 18, 2006 at 9:41 pm

    I think that all uth folkth from the land of the thithleth need to get out more!!

    (By the way, am I the only one who has been sitting sounding this crap out as I’m typing it???)

    Dawn

  • Nicola McIntosh

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    January 18, 2006 at 9:46 pm
    quote John Roddick:

    (By the way, am I the only one who has been sitting sounding this crap out as I’m typing it???)

    nope ive going around today…..saying it :lol1: ๐Ÿ˜‰

    nik

  • Marcella Ross

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    January 18, 2006 at 9:46 pm
    quote John Roddick:

    I think that all uth folkth from the land of the thithleth need to get out more!!

    (By the way, am I the only one who has been sitting sounding this crap out as I’m typing it???)

    Dawn

    :lol1: :lol1: I say each one out loud to make sure I’ve got it!!!!

  • John & Dawn Roddick

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    January 18, 2006 at 9:48 pm

    How thilly duth it make you feel??

  • Nicola McIntosh

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    January 18, 2006 at 9:49 pm
    quote John Roddick:

    How thilly duth it make you feel??

    well all the mums today at school………..thought i was really thilly ๐Ÿ˜‰

    nik

  • Marcella Ross

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    January 18, 2006 at 9:51 pm

    well… ecthtweemly thilly, thaths for thure….

  • John & Dawn Roddick

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    January 18, 2006 at 9:52 pm

    Do you realise that if we do get together at SignUK this year, people will think that we’ve all been let out for the day!!!!

  • John & Dawn Roddick

    Member
    January 18, 2006 at 9:54 pm

    Or even worse – what about the Tickle in the Trothachth

  • Marcella Ross

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    January 18, 2006 at 9:56 pm

    well…. most of will be getting let out for the day I think…..

  • Peter Normington

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    January 18, 2006 at 10:00 pm

    What a load of thilly thuckers you all are!

    see you all at sign uk, sod the exhibitors,

    The meet in the bar will be worth it!

    Peter

  • Peter Normington

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    January 18, 2006 at 10:02 pm
    quote John Roddick:

    Do you realise that if we do get together at SignUK this year, people will think that we’ve all been let out for the day!!!!

    Not a matter of IF, lets be positive, WHEN.

    Peter

  • Jill Marie Welsh

    Member
    January 18, 2006 at 10:03 pm

    We all thound like Daffy Duck!
    I for one will be tickled pink to lithp along with all of you at both
    Thign UK AND Thtewarth’th meet in Thcotland.
    Thave me a beer or two.
    Love…..Jill

  • Marcella Ross

    Member
    January 18, 2006 at 10:03 pm

    …. that’s the only reason I’m going Peter…….

    exhibitors? what exhibitors?

  • Nicola McIntosh

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    January 18, 2006 at 10:06 pm
    quote Marcella:

    exhibitors? what exhibitors?

    thats the spirit marcella………………get your priorities right ๐Ÿ˜‰

    nik

  • Lynn Normington

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    January 18, 2006 at 10:15 pm

    I thought it was just a big pith up anyway, who’s hexibits have we met them ๐Ÿ˜› can’t wait

    Lynn

  • John & Dawn Roddick

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    January 18, 2006 at 10:18 pm

    Who’ll be firtht to give uth a thong

  • Nicola McIntosh

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    January 18, 2006 at 10:19 pm
    quote John Roddick:

    Who’ll be firtht to give uth a thong

    i hope its a proper thong dawn ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

    nik

  • Marcella Ross

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    January 18, 2006 at 10:20 pm

    :rofl:

  • John & Dawn Roddick

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    January 18, 2006 at 10:24 pm

    Of course – I’ll finally post my avatar


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  • Lynn Normington

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    January 18, 2006 at 10:25 pm

    as you started it Dawn I nomininate you to thing thirst ๐Ÿ˜€

    Lynn

  • Nicola McIntosh

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    January 18, 2006 at 10:25 pm

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: brilliant………………i cant see the screen again for laughing :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: ๐Ÿ˜‰

    hey you lot are not good for my health ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ˜‰

    nik

  • Marcella Ross

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    January 18, 2006 at 10:33 pm

    that’s the view I see in the mirror when I’m putting my socks on!

  • Peter Normington

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    January 18, 2006 at 10:44 pm

    socks…socks….

    Marcella. you have just spoilt my mental image of you!

    do supermodels wear socks?….

    Peter

  • John & Dawn Roddick

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    January 18, 2006 at 10:49 pm

    Isn’t this the best place ever for a laugh? I’ve had a crap day which started with a woman yelling down the phone at me because the school I work in had the audacity to suspend her son for bringing a hammer to school and threatening pupils with it and things got steadily worse from there. No matter what, I always know where to go for a bit of humour – sometimes I learn something too!

  • Marcella Ross

    Member
    January 18, 2006 at 10:52 pm
    quote Peter Normington:

    socks…socks….

    Marcella. you have just spoilt my mental image of you!

    do supermodels wear socks?….

    Peter

    :rofl: :rofl: thermal ones Peter!

  • Phill Fenton

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    January 18, 2006 at 11:26 pm
    quote John Roddick:

    Isn’t this the best place ever for a laugh?

    Yeah – I had a really good laugh thinking about this thread today, especially when Lynn was saying she didn’t get it – was it a Scottish accent thing :lol1: :lol1:

  • Peter Normington

    Member
    January 18, 2006 at 11:32 pm
    quote Phill:

    quote John Roddick:

    Isn’t this the best place ever for a laugh?

    Yeah – I had a really good laugh thinking about this thread today, especially when Lynn was saying she didn’t get it – was it a Scottish accent thing :lol1: :lol1:

    Phill, its not that lynn dosn’t get it. its just not as often as it used to be! :cheer:
    Peter

  • Marcella Ross

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    January 18, 2006 at 11:37 pm

    So when is it you’re getting it again Peter?

  • Peter Normington

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    January 18, 2006 at 11:39 pm

    counting the days ๐Ÿ˜€

    Peter

  • Marcella Ross

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    January 18, 2006 at 11:47 pm

    …. at least it not weeks!

  • Phill Fenton

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    January 19, 2006 at 12:00 am

    I think Peter’s a “Thursday night” kind of guy ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • Marcella Ross

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    January 19, 2006 at 12:04 am

    :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

  • Lynn Normington

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    January 19, 2006 at 12:11 am

    it’s sox’s tonite Marcella ๐Ÿ™„

    Lynn

  • Peter Normington

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    January 19, 2006 at 12:36 am

    Ok so 2 jokes spring to mind.]
    1/ A magazine survey asked an italian, french and english chap about their sex life.

    One of they questions was “When you have made love , what does your partner say when she wakes in the morning?”

    The Italian chap said “quello era fantastico”

    the French chap said “c’รฉtait le meilleur”

    The English chap said ” gerr off”

    2/Again it was a sex survey, but with an audience.
    The proffesor asked the audience, “how frequently do you have sex, all those who do it every day, raise your hands.”

    About 10% raised their hands

    He then asked “how many do it once a week”

    about 63% raised their hands

    And once a month?

    about 26% raised their hands,

    He then asked “anyone do it once a year?”

    to which a guy at the back jumps up and down on his seat and shouts ME ME ME!

    The proff asks “so why are you so happy”

    “TONIGHTS THE NIGHT!!”

    old uns are still the best….
    peter

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