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What job vacancy ads realy mean
COMPETITIVE SALARY:
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY:
We have no time to train you and you’ll have to introduce
yourself to your co-workers.SEEKING ENTHUSIASTIC, FUN, HARD WORKING, PEOPLE:
….who still live with their parents and won’t mind our
internship-level salaries.CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE:
We don’t pay enough to expect that you’ll dress up; well, a
couple of the real daring guys wear ear rings.JOIN OUR DYNAMIC TEAM:
We all listen to nutty motivational tapes.MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED:
You’ll be six months behind schedule on your first day.SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED:
Some time each night and some time each weekend.DUTIES WILL VARY:
Anyone in the office can boss you around.MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL:
We have no quality control.COLLEGE DEGREE PREFERRED:
Unless you wasted those four years studying something
useless like philosophy or English.NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE:
We’ve filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal
formality.SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE:
You’ll need it to replace three people who just left.PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST:
You’re walking into a company in perpetual chaos.REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS:
You’ll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the
pay or respect.GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS:
Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they
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