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wasps
I’m really sorry about this…
The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make is
taking a stroll down his local high street.As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye. “Just
Released – New LP -Wasps of the World & the sounds that they make –
available now”Unable to resist the temptation, the man goes into the shop.
“I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they
make. I’d very much like to listen to the new LP you have advertised
in the window.”“Certainly, Sir,” says the young man behind the counter. “If you’d
like to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I’ll put the LP on for
you.”The world expert on European wasps goes into the booth and puts on the
earphones. Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth and
announces, “I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds
that they make and yet I recognised none of those.”“I’m sorry Sir”, says the young assistant. “If you’d care to step into
the booth, I can let you have another 10 minutes.”The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make steps back into the booth and replaces the headphones.
Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head. “I
don’t understand it”, he says, “I am the world expert on European
wasps and the sounds that they make, and yet I still can’t recognise
any of those!”“I’m terribly sorry, Sir” says the young man, “perhaps if you’d like
to step into the booth again, you could have 5 more minutes.”Sighing, the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make steps back into the booth. Five minutes later, he comes out
again, clearly agitated.
“I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they makeand yet I have recognised none of the wasps on this LP.”
“I really am terribly sorry”, says the young assistant….“I’ve just realised I was playing you the B side.”
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3 Replies
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I’ve posted some bad ones on here mate, but you win the prize! 🙄
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funny Shane, i was actually thinking of you as i pasted this joke in !
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quote Hugh Potter:funny Shane, i was actually thinking of you as i pasted this joke in !
:lol1: :lol1:
I get that a lot when I tell a joke round these parts! 😮
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