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vibrator
A woman passes her daughter’s closed bedroom door, andshe heard a strange
buzzing from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving
herself a good workout witha vibrator.
Shocked, she asked “What in the world are you doing?”
The daughter replied, “Mom, I’m 35 years old, unmarried, and this is the
closest I’ll ever get to a husband. Please go away and leave me alone!”
The next day, the girl’s father heard the same buzzing from the other
side of the bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter
making passionate love to her vibrator. he asked what she was doing. The
daughter said, “Dad, I’m 35, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as
I’ll ever get to a husband. Please go away and leave me alone!”
A couple of days later, the wife comes home from a shopping trip. Places
the groceries on the table, and she notices a buzzing coming from the front
room. She enters the room, and finds her husband sitting on the sofa,
downing a beer, and staring at the T.V. The vibrator was next to him on the
sofa, buzzing like crazy.
The wife asked, “What the hell are you doing?”
The husband replies”I’m watching football with my son-in-law!” -
5 Replies
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Reminds me of the time I was at the dentist sat in the waiting room full of other peeps … and my bag which was on my lap started buzzing … I rummuged around, stopped the buzzing then looked up to see lots of grinning faces eyeballing me 😮 I then went very red for some reason and proceeded to tell everyone while starting to nervously giggle … “oh no its not one of those ….. I dont keep it in my bag ….. not that Im trying to tell you all I have one anyway ….. well I might but Im not telling you lot that obviously …… really its not ….. its just my toothbrush… an electric one” 😳 luckily my name was then called …. phew … I think I would have melted had I been sat there any longer …… I just couldnt get the words out properly just to say “its my toothbrush end of story”!! :lol1: 😛 😳
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cough cough bullsh1t cough cough :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:
now why not just say it was your mobile phone on vibrate? you big fibber you 😉 :lol1:
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Hugh, that was a cracker, my wife came over to the computer to see what i was laughing at.
That must have been very embarrassing Carrie.
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I have a fair few ambarrassing moments John … I tend to just create/attract them :lol1: but they always make me luagh when I look back!!
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sounds like it’s a good job you have a good sense of humour Carrie.
L J
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