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> > > If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have >>>>produced
> > > enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
> > > (Hardly seems worth it.)
> > > If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
> > > produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
> > >
> > > (Now that’s more like it!)
> > > The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to >>>>the body to
> > > squirt blood 30 feet.
> > >
> > > (O.M.G.!)
> > >
> > > A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
> > >
> > > (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
> > > A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
> > > death. (Creepy.)
> > >
> > > (I’m still not over the pig.)
> > >
> > >>
> > >> Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
> > >> (Don’t try this at home,maybe at work)
> > >>
> > >> The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is >>>>>attached to its
> > >> body. The female initiates sex by ripping the Male’s head off.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> (“Honey, I’m home. What the….?!”)
> > >> The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human
>>>>>jumping the length of a football field.
> > >> (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
> > >>
> > >> The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
> > >>
> > >> (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> (I still want to be a pig in my next life…quality over quantity)
> > >>
> > >> Butterflies taste with their feet.
> > >> (Something I always wanted to know.)
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
> > >>
> > >> (Hmmmmmm……)
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
>>>>> left-handed people.
> > >>
> > >> (If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
> > >>
> > >> Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
> > >>
> > >> (okay, so that would be a good thing)
> > >>
> > >> A cat’s urine glows under a black light.
> > >>
> > >> (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
> > >> An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
> > >>
> > >> (I know some people / children like that but won’t mention who..)
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> Starfish have no brains
> > >> (I know some people like that too.)
> > >> Polar bears are left-handed.
> > >>
> > >> (If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer)
> > >>
> > >> Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for >>>>>pleasure.
> > >>
> > >> (What about that pig??) -
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Ha ha I like it. If you don’t mind I’ll add it to my Hash House newsletter along side most of Shane’s stuff.
Ta
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:lol1: :lol1:
(welcome to Gold Class Simon)
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