UKSB Christmas Party

[Lorraine Clinch]

Hope your going to share them Martin. I like Twiglets!

I’ll bring the wine :lol1:

[Marcella Ross]

OK then, I’ll bring the brandy and the mistletoe :giggle:

[George Elsmore]

I’ll bring my lips!!!!

😛 😛 😛

[Martin Cole]

Sounding good already.

Cause you can have some of me twiglets Lorraine.

Marcella bring some steps with that misteltoe in case Rob arrives.

Georgio you ol perv. 😛

[Jill Marie Welsh]

I’ll bring the Vaseline with Super Glue for practical jokes.
And some buckeyes!
Love….Jill

[John Childs]

Vaseline Jill?

I thought you would have used KYJ over there. 😀

[Marcella Ross]

….. it doesn’t take long does it ………. that’s this thread in the gutter already! :lol1:

[Jill Marie Welsh]

It’s just for practical jokes!
I thought you’d be wondering what a buckeye was.
(It’s a tiny round graham cracker/peanut butter ball dipped in chocolate)
Hey they even have KY that heats up over here but it stings.
Love….Jill

[Lorraine Clinch]

quote Jill Marie Welsh:

I’ll bring the Vaseline with Super Glue for practical jokes.

Love….Jill

Makes the mind boggle!!!!

[Jill Marie Welsh]

OK, switch that.
I’ll bring Shirley Temples, fairy cakes, and extra virgin olive oil!
😳
Love….Jill
PS
Shane better bring us some Tim-Tams.

[super-wide]

Will there be a photocopier there?

[Lorraine Clinch]

quote Jill Marie Welsh:

Hey they even have KY that heats up over here but it stings.
Love….Jill

Ouch! Reminds me of the time Geoff massaged Ralgex onto my aching back, then one thing led to another…..I learnt a tough lesson that day, my God but that Ralgex burns! 😳

[Martin Cole]

quote Jill Marie Welsh:

Hey they even have KY that heats up over here but it stings.

I’m not even going to ask how you would know that Jill 😕 😮

But I was wondering what a buckeye was, clear as mud now Graham cracker/peanut 😕 only in the states 😀

[John Childs]

quote Lorraine Clinch:

Reminds me of the time Geoff massaged Ralgex onto my aching back, then one thing led to another…..I learnt a tough lesson that day, my God but that Ralgex burns! 😳

Thanks Lorraine. Gave me a chuckle. 😀

[John Childs]

quote Marcella:

….. it doesn’t take long does it ………. that’s this thread in the gutter already! :lol1:

We do our best Marcie, we do our best. 😀

[Marcella Ross]

quote super-wide:

Will there be a photocopier there?

Yep ………… who’s sitting on it first? …………… and before anyone says anything, it won’t be big enough to fit mine I know!!!!!

[super-wide]

Someone bring an A3!

[George Elsmore]

2 off A3’s …..1 for each cheek *rofl*

[Marcella Ross]

feck off! 😥 ……………………… 😉

[John Childs]

quote Marcella:

( oh i swore ) off! 😥 ……………………… 😉

Touched a nerve there Georgie. 😀

[Jill Marie Welsh]

There’s a recipe here:
http://southernfood.about.com/od/candyr … 30223j.htm
But I always add an ounce of paraffin to my chocolate.

Here’s my sister’s punch recipe, inebriating our family since the 1960s:

1 pint each vodka, whiskey, and gin
1 can mandarin oranges, 1 can pineapple chunks, drained
1 jar of stemmed maraschino cherries, drained

Mix together and soak the morning of the party

Just before the party add:
½ gallon orange juice, chilled
1 liter grapefruit mixer (Squirt, 4% etc), chilled

You can also add an ice ring made from OJ but trust me after 15 minutes nobody will care.

Love….Jill

[George Elsmore]

:nag4: ooops! just kiddin :baby:

[George Elsmore]

right i’m off to the pub brfore i get battered (bully)

[Marcella Ross]

hope you get barred!

Georgio …. you know I forgive you ……….. after I batter you melt in when I see you right enough! 😀

[Martin Cole]

quote George Elsmore:

2 off A3’s …..1 for each cheek *rofl*

Looks like you won’t be at the party then Georgio 😀

Jill’s sister can have your place as long as she brings the punch :drink4:

[Jill Marie Welsh]

If my sister shows up you’ll need 4 A3s.
(whatever those are)
Love….Jill

[David Rowland]

4x near Letter size Jill

[Nicola McIntosh]

so where is the party then? 😀

nik

[Jill Marie Welsh]

It’s at the Mars VFW…you coming over?
Love…Jill

[Lynn Normington]

I’ll be there with vod 😀 and party games galore 🙄

Lynn

[Garrie]

hey did someone say party… 😛 😛 😛

[Peter Normington]

If lynn’s coming, I will as well, she needs keeping an eye on 😉

Peter

[Glenn Sharp]

I can just imagine Rodney on the helium balloons

[Mike Grant]

I’ll bring the Twister!

I hope no one slips on the KYJ 😳

[Jill Marie Welsh]

We can do the Hokey Pokey, the Macarena, and the Chicken Dance!
I’ll bring the Cheez Whiz.
With Super Glue for practical jokes!
Love….Jill

[Nicola McIntosh]

quote Jill Marie Welsh:

We can do the Hokey Pokey, the Macarena, and the Chicken Dance!
I’ll bring the Cheez Whiz.
With Super Glue for practical jokes!

auww and heres me wanting to bring my sign kit along….so we can all get into the goss about about signmaking……so not fair :shake:

nik

[Jill Marie Welsh]

The heck with sign kits!
I want a blue margarita, on the rocks, with salt and a slice of lime!
Please.
Love….Jill

[Peter Normington]

Trust you to twist it Jill. its not the hokey POKEY, its Kokey
The man who wrote it died peacfully (Larry la price) I think.
Anyway they had trouble with the coffin, they put the left leg in….

then problems occurred……

Peter

[John Childs]

quote Jill Marie Welsh:

It’s at the Mars VFW…you coming over?

Well, with the dollar at nigh on two to the pound, you never know. 😀

Am I correct in thinking that VFW stands for Veterans of Foreign Wars?

[Jill Marie Welsh]

It’s Hokey Pokey here.
You should hear it how my cousin’s band plays it.
"You put your head in and shake some dandruff out"
"You put your butt in and wiggle something out"

And yes, that’s what a VFW is.
Cheapest beer in town!

I’ll bring the pieogies and hoagies.
Love….Jill

[Peter Normington]

VFW,?
is that a bit like our british legion?
we have a poppy day, for the vets (soldiers of war)
What happens in the US?

Peter

[Peter Normington]

OK, just had an idea, uksg christmas party, in aid of some charity,

Rob do an online, free for all party. We all have have a good time, and just a thought for publicity, "worlds biggest on line party"

Dont know how it could work, but lets have the party anyway…

Peter

[Phill Fenton]

I can’t come. I’m washing my hair that night 😕

[Peter Normington]

quote Phill:

I can’t come. I’m washing my hair that night 😕

What Phill, THE hair, that wont take long , will it?
Anyway, no-one said what night the party is…..

Peter

[Phill Fenton]

That’s what I always got told in my single days when I was trying to get a date – I always believed it then 😳

[Robert Lambie]

quote Phill:

That’s what I always got told in my single days when I was trying to get a date – I always believed it then 😳

I still do! 😮

[Jill Marie Welsh]

Phill it’s an online party so nobody cares about your hair.
I may not even shave my legs that day!
😳
Love….Jill

[Robert Lambie]

quote Jill Marie Welsh:

I may not even shave my legs that day!

what the hell… me neither then! 😳

[Jill Marie Welsh]

I think you should go for the Brazilian Rob.
That way you have no Super Glue dangers to fret over.
Love….Jill

[Peter Normington]

What’s the Brazilian job Jill?
does it involve nuts?

Peter

[Jill Marie Welsh]

…not generally Peter…
Maybe a Red Snapper tho.
Love….Jill

[Nicola McIntosh]

quote Jill Marie Welsh:

The heck with sign kits!
I want a blue margarita, on the rocks, with salt and a slice of lime!
Please.

i was kidding jill……..id rather get the booze out than talk about signs…. :lol1: :lol1: im a liar liar my bums on fire 😉

ink

[Marcella Ross]

quote Nicola Rowlands:

my bums on fire 😉

ink

quote :

thought it was only my bum that went on fire 😮

oh yeh……..forgot about that….. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

nik

[Nicola McIntosh]

bloody hell………………….friday night has just kicked in….ive just edited your post madge…… 😮 ooops blame the vino 😉

nik

[Marcella Ross]

Ooohhhhh ……………. get your mod editing paws off my post! You’re a trigger happy nutcase! 😉

[Jill Marie Welsh]

I had a blue margarita the other night with so much dye it made me have blue poo the next morning!
Ewwww!
Love….Jill

[Marcella Ross]

:lol1: :lol1: :lol1: why did you examine it?

[Jill Marie Welsh]

…I couldn’t help but notice.
😳
love….Jill

[John Childs]

Too much information jillbeans! 😀

[Nicola McIntosh]

quote Marcella:

:lol1: :lol1: :lol1: why did you examine it?

dont tell me you dont? if you say you dont…..your a liar liar bums on fire :lol1: :lol1:

nik

[David Rowland]

too much information jill

[David Rowland]

lol @ john…. ditto type

[Peter Normington]

I always thought it was only Royalty that blue pood?

Peter

[Jill Marie Welsh]

I liked this "royalty" clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=if9nNvoNwlM

Hey it even made the limes in the drink turn blue!
Love….Jill

[Lynn Normington]

you didn’t eat the limes as well did you Jill could have added to your blueness 🙄

Lynn

[Jill Marie Welsh]

Maybe I’ll be like Elvis and have a Blue Christmas.
Love….Jill

[Shane Drew]

quote Jill Marie Welsh:

I had a blue margarita the other night with so much dye it made me have blue poo the next morning!
Ewwww!
Love….Jill

oh how I wish I was not eating breakfast now 😮

[Phill Fenton]

quote Jill Marie Welsh:

Maybe I’ll be like Elvis and have a Blue Christmas.
Love….Jill

I’m hoping for a white Christmas.. should I go and see a doctor 😕

[Jill Marie Welsh]

Just be glad you’re not eating Boo Berry cereal right now Shane….
Or a blueberry muffin!
hahahahaha
Love….Jill
PS
Phill, isn’t that what happens after a barium test?

[Lorraine Clinch]

quote Jill Marie Welsh:

Just be glad you’re not eating Boo Berry cereal right now Shane….
Or a blueberry muffin!
hahahahaha
Love….Jill
PS
Phill, isn’t that what happens after a barium test?

Dogs have white poos when they’ve eaten bones! 😮

[Ivan Morley]

I’m dreaming of a white Christmas…

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