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Transcribed from a call to NHS 24
Transcribed from a call to NHS 24
Nurse – “Hello, how can I help you?”
Man – “I’ve got an orange willy!”
Nurse – “What?”Man – “My willy – it’s turned orange.”
Nurse – “Umm… I’ll have to look that up. Ah, it seems it could be a sign of stress; do you suffer from stress?”
Man – “Not really”
Nurse – “What about stress at work?”
Man – “Well, I did have a nightmare job, a complete idiot for a boss, I worked 80 hours a week for pennies and then I got the sack”
Nurse – “That sounds very stressful.”
Man – “Yeah, but my new job is great, half the hours, 3 times the salary and I feel really appreciated”
Nurse – “Hmm, what about your home life?”
Man – “Well, my girlfriend was a complete cow, she nagged non-stop and put me down every chance she got.”
Nurse – “That sounds stressful”
Man – “Yeah, but I left her and I’ve never been happier.”
Nurse – “I see, what about your social life?”
Man – “Social life? I don’t really have one.”
Nurse – “Really? What do you do in your spare time?”
Man – “Watch porn and eat Wotsits.”
My friday afternoon contribution lol
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1 Reply
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:lol1:
They are called “Cheezits” here, or “Cheeze Puffs”.
Depending on what kind.
-Marek
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