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To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine….
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine….
And those who don’t.As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink
1 liter of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed More than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) – bacteria Found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..
However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum,
whiskey or other liquor) Because alcohol has to go through a
purification process Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid, Than to drink
water and be full of sh1t.There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I’m doing it as a public service! -
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And there’s a lot on here who drink just water then! :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:
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Must look into this wine thing….where would one get such a draught? 😀
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bye the door Harry 😉
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bye the door Harry 😉
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quote Tim Painter:bye the door Harry 😉youve had too much already tim :lol1: :lol1:
so all this just goes to prove I dont talk a lot of sh!te 😉
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quote Nicola McIntosh:quote Tim Painter:bye the door Harry 😉
youve had too much already tim :lol1: :lol1:
so all this just goes to prove I dont talk a lot of sh!te 😉
That’s cos half the time your to pished to get a word out! :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:
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:rofl: :rofl:
:shutup: :shutup: :shutup: :shutup: :shutup: :shutup: :shutup:
😉
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*drink* *drink* *drink* :2thumbs: :2thumbs:
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:lol1: :lol1:
im only laughing cause i dont drink during the week anymore…..have work to get on with 😉 i save it all up for the weekend….then find that no-one is around 😮
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quote Nicola McIntosh::lol1: :lol1:
im only laughing cause i dont drink during the week anymore…..have work to get on with 😉 i save it all up for the weekend….then find that no-one is around 😮
Yeh right…..who you kidding? :lol1: :lol1:
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The generally recognised "safe" maximum alcohol consumption figures for women is 18 units per week and for men 24 units per week. However, this is obviously complete b0llocks
We all know from personal experience that if we don’t get our daily allowance of at least 6 units per day we will be unable to function properly and will most likely suffer halucinations, uncontrollable shaking and fevers…. 😕
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quote Phill:The generally recognised “safe” maximum alcohol consumption figures for women is 18 units per week and for men 24 units per week. However, this is obviously complete b0llocks
We all know from personal experience that if we don’t get our daily allowance of at least 6 units per day we will be unable to function properly and will most likely suffer halucinations, uncontrollable shaking and fevers…. 😕
That’s what Nik’s got then. She thinks she is tea total 5 days a week when in reality she’s totally w@nkered! 😉 :lol1: :lol1:
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No Karl. Nicola is telling the truth HONEST.
Trouble is her weekend starts on a Sunday and finishes on a Saturday :lol1:
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quote Martin:No Karl. Nicola is telling the truth HONEST.
Trouble is her weekend starts on a Sunday and finishes on a Saturday :lol1:
😉 😉
Thought so. 😉 :lol1: :lol1:
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