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  this old guy….

  Posted by George Elsmore on April 6, 2006 at 10:57 am

  An extremely wealthy 80-year-old arrived for his annual check-up and smiled
  when the doctor enquired about his health. "Never better," he announced
  proudly. "I’ve taken an 18-year-old bride, and she’s pregnant. What do you
  think of that?"

  The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "I once knew a guy who was
  an avid hunter. One day he slept in, and in the subsequent rush, he dashed out
  with his umbrella instead of his rifle." "Go on, doc," said the old-timer
  "Deep in the woods, he faced a huge, angry bear, raised his umbrella, pointed
  it at the bear, and squeezed the handle. And do you know what happened?"
  Dumbfounded, the old codger shook his head. "The bear fell dead in front of
  him."

  "That’s impossible," exclaimed the old man in disbelief. "Someone else must
  have been doing the shooting." Sighing, the doctor gave his patient a friendly
  pat on the back. "That’s what I’m getting at."

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