• The Silent Far t!

    Posted by Nathan on February 28, 2006 at 10:42 pm

    The silent far t

    An elderly couple were attending church services, about halfway through she leans over and says to her husband, ” I just let out a silent far t what do you think I should do?”

    He replies ” Put a new battery in your hearing aid.”

    Peter Cox replied 18 years, 2 months ago 9 Members · 10 Replies
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  • Peter Normington

    Member
    February 28, 2006 at 10:45 pm

    Sorry what did you say Nathan 😀

  • Jill Marie Welsh

    Member
    March 1, 2006 at 3:39 am

    We always called those SBD’s.
    (Silent But Deadly)
    Love….Jill

  • Simon Kay

    Member
    March 1, 2006 at 5:45 am

    Yeah but the point is – it wasn’t silent after all – you see she thought that it was but…..Oh never mind Nic :lol1:

  • Marko

    Member
    March 1, 2006 at 7:29 am
    quote Jill Marie Welsh:

    We always called those SBD’s.
    (Silent But Deadly)
    Love….Jill

    Oh, I always thought it was Silent Butt Deadly… 😳

  • Marcella Ross

    Member
    March 1, 2006 at 9:06 am

    We would call it Silent but Violent!

  • Nick Williams

    Member
    March 1, 2006 at 10:14 am

    ok own up….. who was it?

  • Robert Lambie

    Member
    March 1, 2006 at 10:33 am

    who bust a hip…
    who cut the cheese….
    🙄 :lol1:

  • Jayne Marsh

    Member
    March 1, 2006 at 10:34 am

    Whoever smelt it dealt it :lol1:

  • Nick Williams

    Member
    March 1, 2006 at 11:04 am
    quote Jayne Marsh:

    Whoever smelt it dealt it :lol1:

    u said the rhyme u did the crime 😛

  • Peter Cox

    Member
    March 1, 2006 at 1:50 pm
    quote Jayne Marsh:

    Whoever smelt it dealt it :lol1:

    He who denied it supplied it. :noeveil:

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