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That scary?
I’ve just been out taking my dogs a walk to stretch their legs. As usual I keep them on a very short leash on my left hand side as I walk along the street but as we get to the lane I extend the leash and let them zig zag their way sniffing at the trees and bushes, looking for cats to maul etc etc.
Anyway as I’m strolling along a man was walking towards me with a panic stricken look on his face, so I get my boys back on a short leash and tell them to get in close so there’s room for this Big Girls Blouse to walk by …………….. as he gets closer I said, it’s OK, they’re friendly. To which he replied ‘it’s not dogs I’m terrified of, it’s women!’ 😮 -
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did you shout BOO!
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…………….. no, but I think I know what scared him ………………. I didn’t have any make up on! 😀
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*hair* oh yes i see now :rofl:
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I love dogs, but got a bit of a phobia with Alsatians… I was badly bitten and dragged and swung about like an empty track suit when I was very young. :lol1: So even although I do like them, i am always wary. Maybe the guy had similar experience, not necessarily an Alsatians of course. 😀
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😮 what the guy was badly bitten and dragged and swung about like an empty track suit by a woman 😮
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quote George Elsmore:😮 what the guy was badly bitten and dragged and swung about like an empty track suit by a woman 😮
of course george, thats a regular site in glasgow city when the pubs come out :lol1: :lol1:
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quote Marcella:To which he replied ‘it’s not dogs I’m terrified of, it’s women!’ 😮Nice one Marcella. :rofl:
Perfectly understandable of course. 😀
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I know exactly how the poor bloke feels, I’m scared of women as well and just the thought of Marcella without make up makes me shudder !!!
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quote martin:I know exactly how the poor bloke feels, I’m scared of women as well and just the thought of Marcella without make up makes me shudder !!!
Martin …………….. that’s you scored off my drinks list! 👿
:lol1: 😉
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I would be more afraid of Marcella, if she was wearing make up.
that’s when she is seriously on the prowl 😀
Lynn tells me that I have nothing to fear from women, they are kind, caring creatures, and would never ever, punch your lights out, even if you just thought of being unfaithful (she did sound a bit sarcy when she said it though)Peter
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The guy sounds like a bit of a nut to me Marcella.
What sort of bloke would be scared of a woman? Oops, gotta go, my wife is giving me that look…. I forgot to empty the bin! :wedgey: -
Marcella, what have I done wrong? You said it yourself so I was just agreeing with you which is what I thought I was suppose to do !!!!
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quote martin:Marcella, what have I done wrong? You said it yourself so I was just agreeing with you which is what I thought I was suppose to do !!!!
If only it were that easy Martin.
As it says on the front of my favourite T shirt, "The more I learn about women, the more I like my bike."
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To quote Oscar Wilde : Women are made to be loved, not understood. 😉
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