Thank you uksb members!

[Marcella Ross]

…. that’s what you think Rob. I’m actually blonde, 5ft 10in, 36FF and my real name is Cindy.

[Andy Gorman]

Me too.

[Lynn Normington]

ok me too but 5′ 10 1/2 inches

Lynn

[Robert Lambie]

quote Andy Gorman:

Me too.

only at the weekends though andy 😉

[John Singh]

Does that mean I have to give up my alias

OK My name is Mustafa F-ag, who’s trying to give them up

[Peter Normington]

quote John Singh:

Does that mean I have to give up my alias

OK My name is Mustafa F-ag, who’s trying to give them up

You can do it John! hang on in there, I did, A whole year now! so Im sure you can.

Peter

[Jayne Marsh]

and Im a bloke called Harry 😮

[Hugh Potter]

giving up smoking is easy, i do it regularly !!! always somehow ween myself back on em again after a few months though !

btw, my real surname is Janus, but i’m fed up with the mickey taking !

[John Wilson]

no probs Robina 😉

[Jayne Marsh]

My best friend at school was called Robina, I havent heard that name in ages 😀

[Hugh Potter]

i knew a chav once, called Robina Cashencarry ! her aunt died tragically at beachy head (sea cliffs in sussex), i think her name was Eileen Dover if i recall ! her uncle was a famous army man who wrote a book called ‘my life in the saddle’, i think his name was major bumsoor, her nan was Molly Coddle !! i could go on !

[Shane Drew]

quote Hugh Potter:

i could go on !

🙄 please don’t mate 🙂

[John Wilson]

quote Jayne Marsh:

My best friend at school was called Robina, I havent heard that name in ages 😀

Yeah it was my mothers name but she was called Ruby lol

[Lance Sherrard]

OK, since you’re all being so conscientious and getting on with things I guess now is a good time to tell you that my name is Lance but you can all call me Lance because that is my name and I am 5′ 5” and 68kgs.

Haven’t heard my name here before ?
I can tell you why, cos I think this is my first post. Hang on while I have a look in the little box to the left.
Yep, this is my first post. I bet you all looked as well, go on be ‘onest, ya did didn’t ya.

What happens when I make another post, will this still be my first post ?

You lot have a great day. I’m gonna get anuva stubby and settle down till they wake me up for me medication again.

Just before I go, who can tell me what my name is ?

[Hugh Potter]

you’ll fit in well here Lance, or can i call you lance ? !!

[Marekdlux]

Hey Lance,
I think I have seen you around.
Welcome!
-Marek

[John Singh]

We’ll call you ………Lance
Well done Lance – You’ve really made your point 😀

and lance is past the first post
spearheading for the second
just like a knight with a …….

[Shane Drew]

Hey Lance… welcome here mate. I think you’ll fit in fine too. Good to have another aussie on board. Tells us more about yourself… what do you do, where ya from?

[Lynn Normington]

Lance is your name could be John dave lilian ?? proberbly not it must be Lance cause you said so welcome any way 😀

Lynn

[Derek Heron]

is that you lance

[Peter Mindham]

Did you say Lance?
That name rings a bell?
New Guy I think.
😀

[Robert Lambie]

second name “corporal”?

[Nicola McIntosh]

john 😀

nik

[Hugh Potter]

quote Robert Lambie:

second name “corporal”?

i hope you lot arent upsetting our Lance ?! for you information his surname is D’Boyle 😀