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    Posted by Shane Drew on December 16, 2005 at 12:00 pm

    THINGY
    Female: Any part under a car’s hood.
    Male: The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

    VULNERABLE
    Female: Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
    Male: Playing football without a helmet.

    COMMITMENT
    Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
    Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one’s girlfriend.

    MAKING LOVE
    Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
    Male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.

    ENTERTAINMENT
    Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
    Male: Anything that can be done while drinking.

    BUTT
    Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes “look bigger.”
    Male: what you slap when someone’s scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning.

    Robert Lambie replied 18 years, 4 months ago 1 Member · 1 Reply
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  • Robert Lambie

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    December 16, 2005 at 3:07 pm

    :lol1: :lol1:

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