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Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2006
Number 10 – Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 – Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 – Kids can never remember to do their homework, but can recite time and dates regards your promise of more pocket money when they got older.
Number 7 – Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a Person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.
Number 6 – Some people are like a Slinky…..not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5 – Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in Hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 – All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3 – Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
Number 2 – In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006: We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven’t got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe …We should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration
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