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Tastefully Mean Wording needed…
Making a Decorative No Tresspassing sign For the property of the local Millionaire….
Need help with wording of the last line.He wants it to say:
No Tresspassing
No soliciting
And…” Violators will be Violently Removed from the property, and possibly the Earth”
.. but in a nice way.
Any thoughts?
Thanks,
steve -
11 Replies
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TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT, SURVIVERS WIL BE SHOT AGAIN.
HOWZAT
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I like it…
keep ’em comin’.. this could be fun! -
I think at Area 51 they have something like “The use of deadly force authorized”. Personally, I like “Trespassers will need to run faster than a bullet.”
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:thumbsup:
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No Tresspassing
No soliciting
And…
Oh look my dogs wanna play with you. -
or…
No Tresspassing
No soliciting
And…
Beware MINES -
I like the one that says ‘we shoot every fourth tresspasser. Want to hazard a guess how many have called before you?
or
‘It only takes 7.5 seconds for my dog to reach the fence from here, 10.6 seconds for Carl Lewis to run the same distance. How long will it take you?’
or
‘if you can read this sign, you are well within striking distance of my aligator! Please remove your shoes as rubber soles play havoc with his digestion. Thank you ‘
or
‘you are now entering the S.W.A.T. live target area. Thanks for volunteering.
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*rofl*
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:lol1: There are some good ones there, might make a couple of “funny” signs to go up in our place give peeps something to read while they wait :lol1:
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GO AHEAD AND TRESPASS…I NEED THE TARGET PRACTICE (:)
OR
NO TRESPASSING WHILE DOGS ARE HUNGRY
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Beware, the owner isn’t a nice guy … but a nice shooter.
No Tresspassing
No soliciting
And… how fast can you run?No Tresspassing
No soliciting
And… what are the chances that i miss a shoot and the dogs don’t find you in same day?
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