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Swearing at work notice
To All Staff,
RE: SWEARING AT WORK
It has been brought to management’s attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers.
Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.
We do however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. Therefore, a list of 09 New and Innovative phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.1) TRY SAYING:
I think you could use more training.INSTEAD OF:
You don’t know what the f___ you’re doing.2) TRY SAYING:
She’s an aggressive go-getter.INSTEAD OF:
She’s a ball-busting b__ch.3) TRY SAYING:
Perhaps I can work late.INSTEAD OF:
And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?4) TRY SAYING:
I’m certain that isn’t feasible.INSTEAD OF:
No f___ing way.5) TRY SAYING:
Really?INSTEAD OF:
You’ve got to be sh__ing me!6) TRY SAYING:
Perhaps you should check with…INSTEAD OF:
Tell someone who gives a sh__.7) TRY SAYING:
I wasn’t involved in the project.INSTEAD OF:
It’s not my f____ing problem.8) TRY SAYING:
I’ll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF:
Why the f___ing h _ll didn’t you tell me sooner?9) TRY SAYING:
I’m a bit overloaded at the moment.INSTEAD OF:
F___ it, I’m on salary.
Thank You,
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6 Replies
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😀 or Ill try my best to do it
instead of Norfolk and chance 😀 -
Steve has read this and believes he should print a copy and place it next to my desk ….. 😮
:lol1:
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can’t belive that of you Carrie 😛
Lynn
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Well i thought it was written for me! lol
I pinned it up in the staff room, one guy thought it was for real!
Guess u must all think i employ some really stupid people after the guy who was gonna turn off the power with a stainless pole (re – flood and main 3 phase board).
😳
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Lynn …. I was shocked when he suggested it to 😉 Me swear …. I’ll let you all make your own judgements :lol1:
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😛 😛 ok
Lynn
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