• Stuffing the Bird

    Posted by Robert Scullion on December 19, 2004 at 1:02 pm

    He laid her on the table, so white clean and bare.
    His forehead wet with beads of sweat,
    he rubbed her here and there.
    he touched her neck, then felt her breast,
    and then drooling felt her thigh.
    the slit was wet and all was set,
    he gave a joyous cry.
    the hole was wide…..he looked inside,
    all was dark and murkey,
    he rubbed his hands and stretched his arms
    and then he stuffed the turkey.

    May I be the first to wish your dirty little minds a merry christmas

    Bob 😳

    Paul Goodwin replied 19 years, 4 months ago 3 Members · 3 Replies
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  • Bill Dewison

    Member
    December 19, 2004 at 1:05 pm

    :lol1: I got that in a text message the other day, seems the christmas jests have started without me this year.

    Cheers, Dewi

  • Vic Adair

    Member
    December 19, 2004 at 7:08 pm

    My missus text that to me the other day!!!!

    I think you may be more closer to home than I thought (:) (:) (:) (:)

    Vic 😮

  • Paul Goodwin

    Member
    December 19, 2004 at 11:05 pm

    Lol Nice one happy Xmas

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