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Some funny signs
On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."**************
On a Plastic Surgeon’s Office door:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
**************************At a Proctologist’s door:
"To expedite your visit please back in."
**************************Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
*************************************In a Podiatrist’s office:
"Time wounds all heels."
**************************On a Septic Tank Truck:
"We’re #1 in the #2 business."
**************************On a Plumber’s truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
**************************On another’s Plumber’s truck:
"Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."
**************************At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
**************************At a Towing company:
"We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want
tows."
**************************On an Electrician’s truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
**************************In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
**************************At an Optometrist’s Office:
"If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place."
**************************In a Veterinarian’s waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
**************************On a Taxidermist’s window:
"We really know our stuff."**************************
On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
**************************At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment."
**************************Outside an exhaust shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
**************************At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don’t, you will be."
**************************In a Restaurant window:
"Don’t stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We’ll wait."**************************
At a Propane Filling Station,
"Thank heaven for little grills."
**************************And don’t forget the sign at a Radiator Shop:
" Best place in town to take a leak."! -
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all good Harry :lol1:
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I was recently given a book called "More of the Worlds stupidest signs".
Here are some of the better ones:
KEEP DOOR CLOSE
WARNING
Footpath unsuitable for pedestriansNO MUDDY
BOOTS
PLEASE
OR DOGS
SMOKING
ICE CREAMS
(sign on a door of a souvenir shop in Portlock Weir, Somerset)!Don’t let your worries kill you, let the church help.
It is forbidden to drop hitchhikers on the motorway
(sign on a bridge over the M4 motorway in Berkshire)Bottomless pit 65 feet deep
Please do not touch this exhibit
(braille sign at a museum in London)Those who throw objects at the crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them
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😀 😀 😀 😀 deadly!
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