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SERIOUS WARNING
Virus Alert… Must Read*If you receive an email entitled **”Bedtimes”* *delete it IMMEDIATELY. **
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*Do not open it**. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. *
*It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, *
*but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.
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*It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. *
*It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, *
*and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD’s you attempt to
play. *
*It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0900 numbers. *
*This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.*
*IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. *
*It will drink ALL your beer. ** FOR GOD’S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?? *
*It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting
company.** *
*It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. *
*If the “Bedtimes” message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, *
*it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in *
*dangerously close to a full bathtub. *
*It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and
pillows, *
*i**t will also refill your skim milk with whole milk. ***** **WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. ****
*And if you don’t send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you’ll f@rt so
hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you,
sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.*
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Send this warning to everyone!!!**THERE’S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD!* * *
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*Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!! ** **And look at you…. – you’re on the blo0dy computer!!!!*
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6 Replies
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lol ! i’m glad i finished reading it before making my reply !!!! for all the author knows, i could be on the compooter, and still be among the 17million having sex right now, and i dint mean by myself !!!
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oh Marcella …..i BELIEVEDTHAT!!!…..right up to the point that you said it would affect your hard drive and your emails …..Marcella youve just taken that to far 😀 😀
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quote Hugh Potter:lol ! i’m glad i finished reading it before making my reply !!!! for all the author knows, i could be on the compooter, and still be among the 17million having sex right now, and i dint mean by myself !!!lol, one handed typing Hugh……? :lol1:
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😮 😮 😮
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I know what you mean Marcella
Bedtimes is a nightmare! -
:lol1: :lol1: :lol1: …. that was tame for you John! :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:
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