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Seen these signs about?
Saw these whilst surfing
SIGNS
In a Non-smoking area: “If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”
On Maternity Room Door: “Push, Push, Push.”
At an Optometrist’s Office: “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”
On a Scientist’s door: “Gone Fission”
On a Taxidermist’s window: “We really know our stuff.”
In a Podiatrist’s window: “Time wounds all heels.”
At a Used Car Lot: “Secondhand cars in first crash condition.”
On a fence: “Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive.”
At a Car Dealership: “The best way to get back on your feet is to miss a car payment.”
Outside a Muffler Shop: “No appointment necessary. We’ll hear you coming.”
Outside a Hotel: “Help! We need inn-experienced people.”
At an Auto Body Shop: “May we have the next dents?”
On a desk in a Reception Room: “We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.”
In a Veterinarian’s waiting room: “Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
On a Music Teacher’s door: “Out Chopin.”
At the Electric Company: “We would be delighted if you send in your bill.
However, if you don’t, you will be.” (get it? De-lighted? That one took me a minute, too.)On the side of a Garbage Truck: “We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.”
On the door of a Computer Store: “Out for a quick byte.”
In a Restaurant window: “Don’t stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.”
Inside a Bowling Alley: “Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.”
In a Cafeteria: “Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.”
On the door of a Music Library: “Bach in a minuet.”
John 😆
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8 Replies
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😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
Quite a collection there John, you must ‘ride the waves’ alot! 😉
Cheers, Dewi
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Now we know how you get your material John.
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Nice one John!
We have a sea fish stall near our local, the sign above reads:
‘JB’S GOT CRABS’ 😛 😛Gets me everytime!
Cheers
Danny -
There is a local firm here which empties your sewage tanks and there moto is.
We are Number One at sorting your number Two’s
Timmy….
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Now we are scraping the bottom of the barrel 😆 😆
Are they taking the P?John 😀
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Not quite as far down the barrel as that but I’ve seen a local Skip company called “Kangaroo’s Skip Hire”
It made me smile anyway 😀Nigel
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as you is a surfer dude
do you want the usual surfing logos quickbrass and all that
you might see the funny side
my dauter sees a 206 quicksilver then says why cant my renault be a
bilabong well atleast it wernt a kangeroo ////
as sola & fistral surf are just next door i do some stuf for them
any way its gig and clean on the south at presentenjoy
chris
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mr alphasign… your loosing the plot mate! 😉 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
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