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    Posted by Shane Drew on February 25, 2006 at 7:27 am

    Harriet, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.

    After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the “miracle” products, she asks a delivery man, “Before you go, may I ask what age you think I am?”

    Looking over her carefully, the driver says, “Judging from your skin, 20; your hair, 18; and your figure, 25.”

    “Oh, you flatterer!” she gushes.

    “Hold on there, lady!” he says. “I haven’t added them up yet!”

    Shane Drew replied 18 years, 2 months ago 1 Member · 0 Replies
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