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Please vote now on Competition Entries
Hi folks
the time has come were we need your votes to decide who wins our recent contest.
every entry submitted was very good and more so, very funny. what we would like to ask is…by way of clicking reply:
Pick two entries, order does not matter.
the entry with most votes wins.we are not creating a poll as we want to see exactly who is voting & so that no cheating can go on. thats the main reason that only “access members” can vote. i.e. bronze, silver, gold and uksg members only.
if your own entry is there, “you cannot vote for it” you must vote for someone else. this is because it is possible that an entry is not from an access member, so they cannot vote for themself as a result.
your location, worldwide, does not matter. nor does it matter if you are a supplier. you can all vote.
replies should only include the “number” of the 2 entries you are voting for.
i think that is all for now, any questions feel free to ask.
please note:
this post has been put in a seperate forum. none members cannot access here, but can see it in the list of forums.
voting will close 9pm sunday night.
voting by moderators has been done so “blind” nobody, other than myself, knows who entered what. even now, moderators do not know who belongs to these entries. we would also like to ask finalists, NOT to give hints here or on the open forums of their entry. if you do, we will have to pull the entry from the shortlist. sorry 😕
thank you very much…
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Number 1
(Sung to the tune of the Britney Spears hit song “Hit me Baby one more time” by Darius)
Oh UKSB
How was I supposed to know
That I’d be up all night here
Oh UKSB
I shouldn’t have joined you so
And now my nights are spent here
Show me, how it always used to be
Tell me, Robbie ’cause I need to know now,Chorus:
My late nights on, are killing me
I must confess I still believe
If I’m not signed on, I’d lose my mind
Design me a sign
UKSB one more timeOh Graphtec GB
How was I supposed to know
That something wasn’t right here
I bought a cheap cutter
From Ebay and it just won’t go
And there’s no one to support me
Show me, the deals you offer
Tell me, because I need to know now,Chorus:
My broken cutter is killing me
I must confess I now believe
It was a mistake, to buy it cheap now
I can’t make a sign, (duh….)
kick me baby one more time 🙁Impact Sign solutions
How was I supposed to know
That you had copyright yeah
I traded outlines
I shouldn’t have but now you know
And now you’re out of pocket, yeah
Show me, how you want it to be
Tell me,
Brian ’cause I need to know nowChorus:
My stinginess is killing me
I must confess I still believe
If you didn’t know, you wouldn’t mind
Give me an outline
Hit me baby one more time. 🙂—————————————————————-
Number 2
My little attempt at ‘ritin’ a rap
I’m not much good, an’ most of its crap.The reason I do it, without any lies,
I wanna get my mits on the UKSB prize.I’d love a cd, have no illlusions,
Supplied free of charge from Impact Sign Solutions.And while I’m @ it, what the heck,
I could do with a craft robo f.o.c. from Graphtec.So you wanna to be a signmaker?
Its plain to see,
The first thing to do is join UKSB.Soon after that, just hold on a sec,
The advice you’ll be given,
Will be, “buy a Graphtec.”for clipart and van outlines, dont buy substitutions
To keep updated and in front of the rest,
Always use Impact Sign Solutions.————————————————————–
Number 3
Bohemian Rhapsody for Signmakers
Is this the sign life?
Is this vinyl fantasy?
Caught in a deeesign
No escape from designers here
Open your eyes
Look onto the net and seeee
I’m just a sign boy, need plenty of sympathy
Because signs easy come, easy go
Put a little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows, my signs seem to stay there for me, for meSignboards, just signed a van
Put some vinyls on this shed
Think the engine’s ruddy dead
Signboards, signs have just begun
But now I think I should have gone another way
Signboards, ooooo
Didn’t mean to make a post
If I’m not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, Lambie’s on, the site administratorToo late, my signs fell down
Landed straight upon my spine
Gives me backache all the time
Goodbye everybody, I’ve got to go
Eaten beans all day, now have to face the truth
Signboards, oooo (anyway my wind blows)
I feel I want to die
I sometimes wish I’d never had those beans at allI see a little silhouetto of a van
On Impact Sign, Impact Sign, Impact Sign Solutions
Nicola and Carrie – very very frightening me
UKSignboards, UKSignboards
UKSignboards, UKSignboards
UKSignboards – magnificoBut I’m just a sign boy and nobody loves me
He’s just a sign boy from a sign family
Spare him his life from this signmaking spree
Easy come easy go – will you let me go
Rob Lambie! No – we will not let you go – let him go
Rob Lambie! We will not let you go – let him go
Rob Lambie! We will not let you go – let me go
Will not let you go – let me go (never)
Never let you go – let me go
Never let me go – ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no –
Oh UKSignboards, UKSignboards, UKSignboards let me go
Graphtec GB has a system put aside for me
for me
for meSo you think you can design for me and remove my red eyes
So you think you can critisize and leave me to cry
Oh Lambie, can’t do this to me Lambie
Just gotta get out – just got to get right outta of hereNothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters – nothing really matters to meAnyway my wind blows. . . . . Pooh!!
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Number 4
https://www.uksignboards.com/images/gene … -voice.wma
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Number 5
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76 Replies
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3 and 4
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3 and 5
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4 and 5 😀 😀 😀 😀 🙄
lynn
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5 and 4
Peter -
1 & 4
I like surreal (terminator)
thought I was phoning Ashby….
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looks good… 1 and 4
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Ze voting from ze Right Signs Jury is as follows:-
Number 1 – Nul Pwa
Number 2 – Nul Pwa
Number 3 – Deez pwa
Number 4 – Nul Pwa
Numer 5 – Deez PwaAnd Zat concludes ze voting from ze Right Signs
(i.e 3 and 5)
Edited to correct my vote 😳
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Should this be your new avitar Phil
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3, for the word “magnifico”
and 4, for the guts it takes -
I really want to vote for them all, but 2 & 4 for me
Well done to everyone tho. You are a talented bunch…. 😮
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2 & 5 for me. :appl:
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Excellent stuff!!!
3 and 5
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2 and 5 for me
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Ohhhh I can’t decide….They are so much fun!
I’ll come back later 😳
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3 & 4 for me…
Extra points must go to 4 though for performing (sorta!) & not just typing the words!!
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3 & 4 for me, couldnt look at 5, dont know why?
They are all brilliant, laughed my head off at number 4! :lol1: -
Finally decided…
1 & 4
Gold stars to the other 3, they were all excellent!
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3 & 4 for me thanks.
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3 & 4 for me great stuff
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i have just noticed that some “this morning” cannot see the pdf download?
i have now deleted and loaded it again, can i ask anyone that has already voted and could not see the pdf to try viewing it again?
after viewing, if you wish to change your vote, just click “edit” and change your vote.sorry about the inconvenience caused. 😕
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2 and 3 for me, with 1 as a runner up
(I know I can’t vote for three entries)
I don’t have speakers dammit.
I really did like 3 the best but 2 kinda pushes the site’s usefulness,
while 1 was very true.
I should have written one to the Talking Heads’ “Up All Night”.
Love….Jill
AKA
Miss Indecisive
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Rob I was unable to see it by download only, but if I save to desktop first, then open it it is fine.
Cheers
Dave
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cheers dave, ive changed the file now and reloaded it. it should now work ok. if anyone has any problems. please try daves suggestion or contact me and ill email you it. not a problem… admin@uksignboards.com
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5 all the way
& 2 saved the day
well done people
Regards Russ
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3 and 1 for me 😀
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2 and 3 for me.
Can’t get no 4 to download.
Janine
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hi lorraine i have now added the image of the pdf that peter reloaded for me. ive added it to the list if you could have a look? if you change your mind just click edit and alter the post. sory about this.
thanks peter, dave for the help 😉
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1 & 3 sorry to No 4 don’t have any speakers.
all are brilliant.L J
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3 & 5 for me guys
well done all 😀 😀 i haven’t laughed so much since the calender days !!!!!
by the way rob, we never did see your entry 😉 😉
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ALL EXCELLENT..
BUT 1 & 3 FOR ME..WELL DONE
JON -
2 & 3
all were Great!steve
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3 & 4 for me
Got well into to number three
Was singing along in fact
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It’ll be 3 and 5 for me 😀
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2 and 5 for me, it helps if you have the tune in your head, (and speakers)
Dave
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if you haven’t voted yet, please do, voting closes at 9pm tonight 😀
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I voted for 3 and 5 yesterday, but for some reason my post isn’t here.
Dawn
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1 & 3 for me, cant see 1 winning tho, too many old people on the site, I guess its lost on them 😀 😀
john
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quote John Harding:1 & 3 for me, cant see 1 winning tho, too many old people on the site, I guess its lost on them 😀 😀
john
Yes John, but we all remember the schoolgirl 😳
L J
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Who’re you referring to as “old people” then 😥
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Think he means, us over 30 Phil 😉
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I wondered who he meant? never 🙄
Lynn
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Anyway, results so far
1/ 7
2/ 8
3/ 20
4/ 13
5/ 12Getting near the end
second place is close…just for info
Peter
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3 and 4 I think Well done to all though!
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Only 6 mins to go, ……
any more votes?Peter
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i vote for 3 & 4 😀
nik
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Hahahaha….just saw the cartoon one, very clever.
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go on then who is 3 please tell 🙄 all the rest were brill as well
Lynn
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i dont know myself lynn…………thats why i voted 😀
nik
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quote Jill Marie Welsh:Hahahaha….just saw the cartoon one, very clever.
Love….JillI missed that one at 1st too, very good. Think they all deserve a prize 😀
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Well Brian, if thats an offer, you could send them all a cd?
Peter
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Might go skint if I gave them all Beeline 4.0’s each, they cost me the best part of £200 each 😮
If there are only 5 entries the other 4 could have one of our own cd’s no problem though 😎
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There are only 5 finalists Brian, perhaps Rob we tell us how many entries?
Peter
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Sorry meant finalists Pete :lol1:
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3 and 4 does it for me, but well done to all the finalists.
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So who’s going to “out” all the finalists.
I was sure Peter was number three – but if Lynn doesn’t know who wrote number 3 who does 😕
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sorry folks. something will be posted shortly 😉
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i liked them all quite a bit… bit hard deciding… so did it quick fire in the end
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3 and 5 for me
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quote :Who’re you referring to as “old people” then
anyone older than me!
Discuss 😀
John[/quote]
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I wonder if the voting should not be extended?
Seems to be a few regulars that have not made a vote yet?
Just a thought..
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I didn’t get to vote in time … sorry!
But it was 3 & 5 for me anyway, although number 4 .com .com .com made me pee my pants! -
had some problems my end folks, sorry for delay on votes results.
i will have them announced this evening. 😕 😳should voting be caried on until 9pm tonight?
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Why not! Some of the peeps on here may work from premises and could not get to their computers until today, so I think it’s only fair to give them a vote.
Dave
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Rob – keep the voting going until 9pm, that would be a great idea. There maybe other regulars like me who were hibernating over the holidays that are now getting back into the swing of things and on the boards more.
😀
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3 & 4 xxx
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If the voting is still going I’d like to vote for 3 & 4
And well done to everyone who entered, great fun!
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It was a difficult choice, but my final selections are…..
3 and 5.
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I still can’t view the pdf?????
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The PDF is the cartoon that is now posted as an image
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OK! 🙂
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3 then 4
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3 & 4 for me
well done every body
chris
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2 & 5.
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less than 3 hours left folks.. keep voting. 😉
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Robert,
Why not do the last hours like the eurovision and let us know how the voting is going. It would be more entertaining than Eastenders! -
comp now closed, thanks a million everyone. winner will be announced shortly. 😉
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