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Perfect Woman
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly, she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
“Oh my, I am so sorry,” the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
“Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,” she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and after wards the theatre followed by drinks.
They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap ….. and stay for breakfast.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed!! Everything had been SO incredible!!!! “You know,” he said, “you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?”
“No,” she replies………”
“You just happened to catch my eye.”
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HE HE (:)
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That reminds me of the guy with the wooden eye who met a woman who had a wooden leg.
Both seemed to hit it off straight away but the conversation never strayed towards either persons disability. Eventually After chatting for a while the guy got up the courage to ask her if she would like to go out with him on a date sometime.
Woudn’t I (she replied – sounding like she’d said Wooden eye)
Peg leg!!, peg leg!! (he retorted back :oops:)
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:lol1: 😀 :lol1:
I was thinking about the man that lost his glass eye and after searching the whole place he thought he might have swolowed it in his sleep so he went to the docter.
After the man has taken his pants down the docter takes a close look from behind …
Docter: I cant see it.
Man: But I can see you![/i]
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