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Perfect Employee
Perfect Employee
The Perfect Employee?
1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work at his desk. He works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10 classed as an asset employee, the type which cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I recommend that Bob be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.Addendum:
That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.
John
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8 Replies
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😆 😆 😆 😆 good one mate 😉
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Sounds like me!
I am an employee. I am on my third job in 6 years in the biz. This new job seems to be cool but i am kinda gun shy cuz the last employers I had Burnt me big time. I kicked ass for them and put out tons of product and they wouldnt pay me what i thought i was worth! And in the end they ended up being jerks cuz I was too motivated to get the company and myself going. There loss! Had to have a little rant there.Sounds like you would be great to work for cuz you really appreciate what he does for you. I commend you for that. Employers like you in this industry from what ive experienced are kind of rare.
Stevo
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John, you have such a…… devious way about you…..
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Methinks Stevo missed the point A BIT! 😆 😆 😆 mate re-read the Addendum line 😆 😆 😆 😉 Good one John 😀
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You’re a clever one aren’t you John…
Made me cack myself.
Lee
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duhhhhhhhh how emabarassing.!! 😳
i was kinda half in the bag when i read well not even half the post and jumped on a reply!Now that I read it again sober it’s hilarious so I hope I give ya guys a chuckle! hahahahhahaha
You guys are good sports!
Talk to you later. 😀 😀
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nice one steve, we all do it at some point mate.. you sound a good sport 😉
lee!
quote :Made me cack myself.😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 im still laughing here replying 😉
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Thanks Stevo, you made me laugh..but equally I admire your sense of humour at realising your predicament. We’ve all been there at some point 😕 and there’s no shame (only admiration) in having the abilty to laugh at oneself 😀 😀
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