• ODD SIGNS

    Posted by John Singh on February 25, 2004 at 11:43 pm

    Sign in Laundromat:

    AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

    Department Store:

    Bargain Basement Upstairs!

    Office:

    AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

    Message on leaflet:

    IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

    John

    Mike Grant replied 20 years, 2 months ago 3 Members · 5 Replies
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  • Mike Grant

    Member
    February 26, 2004 at 9:37 am

    Ladies please do not sit your children on the bacon slicer as we are getting a little behind with our orders! 😮

    Sign in a laundrette

    Ladies leave your clothes here while you go shopping! Oooer missus 😆

  • John Singh

    Member
    February 26, 2004 at 11:13 pm

    Nice one Mike 😆 😆

    At a conference:

    For Anyone who has children and doesn’t know it, there is a day care centre on the first floor

    In the toilets of a London Office Block

    TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE THE FLOOR BELOW

    John

  • Robert Lambie

    Member
    February 26, 2004 at 11:14 pm

    😆 😆 😆 😆

    john im sitting here laughing to myself.. as i do when i read your posts.

    you beat me up with your jokes mate.. 😆 😆

    i love to hate them 😉 😆 😆 😆 😆

    dont change them one bit 😆 😉

  • John Singh

    Member
    February 28, 2004 at 12:05 pm

    One for the missus’

    Outside a second hand shop:

    WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING – BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES ETC.
    WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

    John

  • Mike Grant

    Member
    February 29, 2004 at 5:23 pm

    FOR SALE
    German Shepard 6 years old
    Will eat anything, loves kids. 😮

    I love kids too, but couldn’t eat a whole one 😆

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