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No Chavs holiday
Would you prefer to go on a middle class holiday that was guaranteed to be free of "Chavs"?
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Hasnt "bovvered" got two 2 "v"s in old bean what what?
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We don’t call ’em Chavs but we have ’em.
I call ’em Yuppies.
I am sure they are the same breed.
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quote Phill:Would you prefer to go on a middle class holiday that was guaranteed to be free of “Chavs”?Phil – I have to ask why are you interested?
Nigel
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…and I ended up in Pontin’s last October – shudder. Even the Postman Pat was one.
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quote Jillbeans:We don’t call ’em Chavs but we have ’em.
I call ’em Yuppies.
I am sure they are the same breed.
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Love….JillOh, no Jill – not even the same species!
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Chav
Think unemployed, fake Burberry wearing, gold ring & chain (from Elizabeth Duke), nasal voices, socks outside their sports gear. Driving, probably uninsured small engined cars with MASSIVE stereos pumping out enough bass to frighten small children whilst shouting barely recognisable obscenities and gesticulating with various raised digits.
An anti-yuppie!
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Jill……Chavs are the same as your Trailer trash Brittany spears types.
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you know an awful lot about chavs Dave – something you aint saying?
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Oohhh.
Well if I had to pick between Trailer Trash and Yuppies I would go for the Trailer Trashers every time.
At least they are sincere.
A Chav looks like a Trailer Trash with expensive(r) taste!
hahaha
Yuppies act as if their sh!t doesn’t stink and their kids are angels. And if the kids are hyper (act normal) they get put on meds. Either that or plop a GameBoy in front of them to quiet them down when they’re not at Dance or soccer practice!
And they only want hunter green or burgundy signs.
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C’mon – your photoshopping is rubbish. It clearly isn’t me…
…I would never drink fosters.
Oh, I despised chavs – scum of the earth. Would quite gladly help add a little chlorine to the gene pool… Then there’s the ‘neds’ (Scottish chav’s…but with less money, worse vocabulary and equally orange pregnant girlfriends)
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– denial eh David? yeah my photoshopping is rubbish! the pinacolada would have been too difficult to trace and paste ah well!
Do you think a chav actually knows they are a chav? I wear Burberry aftershave?
Id sort of agree with Jill but not in a holiday situation the thought of any flight with chavs in the holiday mood would put me off going anywhere.
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what prompted you to ask that question Phill?
I have to say having had one experience on a plane with chavs sitting behind me I wouldn’t want to repeat it. I ended up standing up and telling both the mother and daughter to shut up and stop fighting and to give the rest of the plane peace. Got a few smiles and thumbs up from many other folk on the plane …….. even a stewardess who had tried in vain to get them to be quiet.
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7854680.stm
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090127/tu … 23e80.html
Excellent idea…
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quote Nigel Hindley:Phil – I have to ask why are you interested?Nigel
quote Marcella:what prompted you to ask that question Phill?My family have a strong "Chav" background lineage…I just wondered if anyone would want to go on holiday with us this year 😕
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Phill: You mean you can pass this on through the genes?
Does that mean their babies and children dress the same and utter unutterable profanities?
You didn’t say which side of the family Phill 😀
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quote John Singh:You didn’t say which side of the family Phill 😀
Alisons side…obviously 😳
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Oooooh! Ouch!
I detect that she’s tucked up in bed 😀 -
Can I also have a holiday with no badly behaved children present? That would be nice. 😀
I’d also prefer one that didn’t include flying. Actually, it’s not the flying that I object to, it’s the rigmarole we have to suffer before we even get on the plane. 🙁
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quote John Childs:Can I also have a holiday with no badly behaved children present? That would be nice. 😀I’d also prefer one that didn’t include flying. Actually, it’s not the flying that I object to, it’s the rigmarole we have to suffer before we even get on the plane. 🙁
drive down to the IOW, i think there’s one of those adults only type places on there, me and the mrs were thinking about it but then we generally take our ‘couple’ breaks during term times or after the high season, much more civilised and plenty of room on the beaches!
as for chavs? i know they ain’t all bad, but the majority, particularly when in a group, are the biggest pile of inbred knuckle dragging illiterates on the planet, they really should just be put down, along with many of the parents.
round here’s they’re a nightmare, we don’t live near them as such, but they use our road as a shortcut, we’ve had damaged cars on many occasions, abusive kids as young as 9 or 10 swearing at us and generally being a nuisance, a lot of people won’t go into town at night now, they’re everywhere, the problem is, they’re worse than pikeys, at least they keep themselves and their mischeif to themselves. there’s one in particular who’s one day gonna wake up and wonder just what it was that he walked into.
so yes, i would gladly go anywhere that chavs are not. thing is, they’re not limited to council estates, in fact i’ve lived on two such estated in years gone by and have not had a problem with them, the majority come from middle class limp wrised lefty parents who think their little darlings can do no wrong, imho anyways!
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Come on Hugh.
Get off the fence and tell us what you really think. 😀
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quote John Childs:Come on Hugh.
Get off the fence and tell us what you really think. 😀
that had crossed my mind!!! might be incriminating one day though!
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As someone said:
Chavs unfortunately don’t yet fall into the category of rodent and in effect cannot be bludgeoned to death under the guise of pest control.
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quote John Singh:As someone said:
Chavs unfortunately don’t yet fall into the category of rodent and in effect cannot be bludgeoned to death under the guise of pest control.
And as someone else said:
It’s not a problem provided no-one finds the bodies.
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