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New Warning Signs
Due to increasing product liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA’s suggestion to add more warning labels to their products. Just as the warnings on cigarette packs “rotate” through a variety of cautions, alcohol products will also get one of the following warning notices:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing with you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.
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quote dsi:WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.
Sad but true. 😀
-Marek
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