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Magic Lamp
A man walked into a bar with a paper bag. He sat down and placed the bag on the counter. The bartender walked up and asked what’s in the bag.
The man reached into the bag and pulled out a little man, about one foot high, and set him on the counter.
He reached back into the bag and pulled out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well. He reached into the bag once again and pulled out a tiny piano bench, which he placed in front of the piano. The little man sat down at the piano and played a beautiful piece by Mozart.
“Where on earth did you get that?” Says the bartender. The man responded by again reaching into the paper bag, pulling out a magic lamp.
He handed it to the bartender and said: “Here. Rub it.”
So the bartender rubbed the lamp. Suddenly there was a gust of smoke, and a genie stood before him. “I will grant you one wish” said the genie. “Just one wish – each person is only allowed one”
The bartender got excited. Without hesitating he said, “I want a million bucks!”.
A few moments later, a duck walked into the bar. It is soon followed by another duck, then another. Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks, and they kept coming.
The bartender turned to the man and said, “I think your genie’s a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks.”
“I know”, says the man, “do you think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?”
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A man walks into a bar accompanied by an obnoxious monkey.
It runs all over the place, chattering, much to the bartender’s dismay.
It hops up on the pool table and promptly eats the eight ball whole.
The bartender says “Do you see what your monkey just did?”
The guy replies “I hope it kills the SOB! He’s a pain in the a$$!”
He pays for his beer and leaves with the monkey.Two weeks pass.
Again the man with the monkey returns to the bar.
The bartender comments to the man that he thought the monkey would be dead.
But the monkey is just as obnoxious as ever.
It climbs up and sits right on the bar.
It pulls over a nearby dish of peanuts, digs through them,
puts one up his butt, pulls it back out, then eats it.
He keeps doing this until the bartender can’t take it.Appalled, he says, “That’s the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen!”
The man replies “He measures everything before he eats it,
ever since the eight-ball incident.”
*hair*
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