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  • Peter Normington

    Member
    December 15, 2005 at 9:59 pm

    Does your missus know how unhappy you are Vince? 😀 😉

    Peter

  • Vince Francis

    Member
    December 15, 2005 at 10:02 pm

    She does now after reading this lol

  • Robert Lambie

    Member
    December 15, 2005 at 10:03 pm

    dont know what you mean vinnie, havent you ever heard of standing up for yourself mate? be a man, put her straight, tell her to get off her ar$e and do it herself!!! 👿 be a man!!!

    oh gotta go folks….

    whats that darling? of course, sorry, just finishing this important email then ill be down to rub your feet. yip… the bath is run and its all lovely and bubbly just like you like it… 😳

  • Vince Francis

    Member
    December 15, 2005 at 10:05 pm
    quote :

    dont know what you mean vinnie, havent you ever heard of standing up for yourself mate? be a man, put her straight, tell her to get off her ar$e and do it herself!!! be a man!!!

    I said that, and she hit me again lol

    Bless her, putting up with the Sign life lol

  • Robert Lambie

    Member
    December 15, 2005 at 10:10 pm

    :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:
    nutter!

    quick MALE joke, sorry females… 😳

    what do you tell a women with two black eyes?

    nothing, you’ve told her twice!

    ok ok i know its not gonna win me any favours, put the hand bags down ladies please. 😳 it was just a joke…

    😮 carrie

    g-g-g-gun?

    :praise1:

  • Phill Fenton

    Member
    December 15, 2005 at 10:15 pm

    I’m the Boss at Home and at work, and I’ve got Alisons permission to say so 😕

  • Carrie Brown

    Member
    December 15, 2005 at 10:18 pm
    quote Robert Lambie:

    what do you tell a women with two black eyes?

    nothing, you’ve told her twice!

    ok ok i know its not gonna win me any favours, put the hand bags down ladies please. 😳 it was just a joke…

    😮 carrie

    g-g-g-gun?

    :praise1:

    (splat) (:) (splat) (:) (splat) (:) (splat) (:) (splat) (:) (splat) (:)

    :lol1:

  • Vitor Brito

    Member
    December 15, 2005 at 10:20 pm
    quote Phill:

    I’m the Boss at Home and at work, and I’ve got Alisons permission to say so 😕

    Yeah, me too and besides that i’m the person whom yells louder @ home:

    She says: Go clean the dishes!
    and my answer: Right Now!!! 😳 😳

  • John Singh

    Member
    December 16, 2005 at 12:11 am

    Ah Ya load of wusses
    I’m the head in my house

    Trouble is ….she’s the neck and turns me which way she likes

  • Marekdlux

    Member
    December 16, 2005 at 12:50 am

    Why do women wear perfume and make-up?

    ‘cuz they stink and they are ugly!

    :lol1: Just kidding ladies.
    -Marek

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