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laughed my ass of at this !!
A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
“You know what?” says the 7 year old, “I think it’s about time we started
swearing.”The 4 year old nods his head in approval “When we go downstairs for
breakfast I’m going to swear first, then you swear after me, ok?”“Ok” the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants
for breakfast.“Oh, sh*it mum, I guess I’ll have some Coco Pops”.
WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got
up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, “And what do
YOU want for breakfast, young man?”“I don’t know,” he blubbers, “but it won’t be f*cking Coco Pops.”
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