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    Posted by John Singh on August 25, 2004 at 12:56 pm

    Just taken a few extracts from real test papers at a Junior school;

    If you know a little about your Bible you’ll see the funny side

    The Jews are a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with unsympathetic Genitals

    In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis. God got tired of creating the world so he took the Sabbath off.

    The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple

    The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery

    Moses died before he ever reached Canada

    The greatest miracle in the Bible was when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him

    Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption

    St John the blacksmith dumped water on his head

    Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony

    One of the oppossums was St Matthew who was also a taximan

    Samson slayed the philistines with axe of the Apostles

    Enjoy :lol1:

    John

    Mark Shipley replied 19 years, 9 months ago 1 Member · 1 Reply
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  • Mark Shipley

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    August 25, 2004 at 1:17 pm

    :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

    Excellent stuff!!

    This is a great test to see if Versacamm output is ‘tear’ proof and no that isn’t a RIPing pun.

    Mark

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