• jazz lover ?

    Posted by Hugh Potter on November 21, 2005 at 11:51 pm

    Stevie Wonder is playing his first gig in Tokyo and the place is
    absolutely
    packed to the rafters. In a bid to break the ice with his new audience he
    asks if anyone would like him to play a request.
    A little old Japanese man jumps out of his seat in the first row and
    shouts
    at the top of his voice “Play a Jazz chord ! Play a jazz chord!”.

    Amazed that this bloke knows about the jazz influences in Stevie’s varied
    career, the blind impresario starts to play an E minor scale and then
    goes
    into a difficult jazz melody for about 10 minutes.

    When he finishes the whole place goes wild. The little old man jumps up
    again and shouts “No, no, play a Jazz chord, play a Jazz chord”.

    A bit watered off by this, Stevie, being the professional that he is,
    dives
    straight into a jazz improvisation with his band around the B flat minor
    chord and really tears the place apart. The crowd goes wild with this
    impromptu show of his technical expertise.

    The little old man jumps up again. “No, no. Play a Jazz chord, play a
    Jazz
    chord”.

    Well and truly watered off that this little bloke doesn’t seem to
    appreciate his playing ability. Stevie says to him from the stage “OK smart ***. You
    get up here and do it!”

    The little old man gingerly climbs up onto the stage, takes hold of the
    mike, faces the huge audience and starts to sing…

    ” A jazz chord to say I ruv roo…”

    Jayne Marsh replied 18 years, 5 months ago 3 Members · 3 Replies
  • 3 Replies
  • Nicola McIntosh

    Member
    November 21, 2005 at 11:54 pm

    ahhhh…hint of mozzorella in that one hugh :lol1:

    nik

  • Shane Drew

    Member
    November 22, 2005 at 12:29 pm

    … and I thought some of mine were bad :lol1: :lol1:

    I like it, but had to read it a few times to ‘get’ the punch line.. 😳

  • Jayne Marsh

    Member
    November 22, 2005 at 4:42 pm

    Groan………….liked it tho! :lol1:

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