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Is this you?
Now i know this could be me!! Well maybe not the woman bit (:)
Vince
Once there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans.
She loved them but unfortunately, they had always had a very
embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction to her.Then one day she met a man and fell in love. When it became apparent
that they would marry she thought to herself, “He is such a sweet andgentle man, he would never go for this carrying on.”
She made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later
her
car broke down on the way home from work. Since she lived in the
country
she called her husband and told him that she would be late because shehad to walk home.
On her way, she passed a small diner and the smell of the baked beans
was more than she could stand.
Since she still had miles to wal! k, she figured that she would walk off
any ill effects by the time she reached home.So, she stopped at the diner and before she knew it, she had consumed
three large orders of baked beans.All the way home she putt-putted, and upon arriving home she felt
reasonably sure she could control it.Her husband seemed excited to see her and exclaimed delightedly,
“Darling, I have a surprise for dinner tonight.He then blindfolded her and led her to her chair at the table. She
seated herself and just as he was about to remove the blindfold from
his wife, the telephone rang.He made her promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned. He
then went to answer the telephone.The baked beans she had consumed were still affecting her and the
pressure was becoming almost unbearable, so while her husband was out of the room she seized the opportunity, shifted her weight to one leg and
let it go.It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running
over a skunk in front of pulpwood mill.She took her napkin and fanned the air around her vigorously..
Then, she shifted to the other cheek and ripped three more, which
reminded her of cooked cabbage.Keeping her ears tuned to the conversation in the other room, she went
on like this for another ten minutes.When the telephone farewells signaled the end of her freedom, she
fanned
the air a few more times with her napkin, placed it on her lap and
folded her hands upon it, smiling contentedly to herself.She was the picture of innocence when her husband returned,
apologizing
for taking so long, he asked her if she peeked, and she assured him
that
she had not.At this point, he removed the ! blindfold, and she was surprised!!
There were twelve dinner guests seated around the table to wish her
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12 Replies
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I bet thats got to have happened to someone before!!!???
It wouldn’t apply to me …….I don’t break wind ….. Im a girl 😉 :lol1:
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You tell him, Carrie!
Me neither 😳
(Don’t you hate how some men seem proud of theirs?)
Love….Jill -
Some men? ALL men are proud of them. A well orchestrated f@rt is a wonder to behold.
And don’t even think of suggesting that women don’t do it!
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Proud!
Not to mention being really proud of burping as well…..
Ladies would never act in such a manner
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That’s a good one. There is an airline commercial over here that is similar. Their motto is “Want to get away” so all their commercials are embarrasing moments. So this guy picks up a girl for a blind date, he opens her car door for her to get in, then has to walk around the car to get in. She lets a huge one rip with a smile on her face. The guy gets in and says “Hey, have you met my friends Joe and Molly in the back seat?”
Molly says “Oh yeah, we’ve gotten to know eachother”. It is hilarious to say the least. Probably funnier than how I have explained it. :lol1:
-Marek -
quote :(Don’t you hate how some men seem proud of theirs?)😆
I detect a hint of jealousy, men are just better at some things than women! lol
err……. on that note
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think that video says it all
lol
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That’s it Mark. 😀
I mailed out your package yesterday. $20 usd for air mail sound right? I don’t send much stuff overseas so I wasn’t sure.
-Marek -
Thanks Marek,
I’ll get some hobnobs and fruit pastilles sorted out this weekend and sent out beginning of next week.
Mark
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quote :I’ll get some hobnobs and fruit pastilles sorted out this weekend and sent out beginning of next week.
Marek,
Does this mean the Orio Cookie deal is off lol
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Have you tried the Oreo’s that are covered in white chocolate? mmm..mmm..good. 😀
Send me a message Vinny, Marekdlux@cox.net and I’ll see what I can do.
-Marek
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