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I have a new doctor..
I recently changed doctors. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing “fairly well” for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking him, “Do you think I’ll live to be 90?”
He asked, “Well, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer?”
“Oh no,” I replied, “I’ve never done either.”
Then he asked, “Do you eat rib-eye steaks and bar-b-qued ribs?
I said, “No, I’ve heard that all “red meat” is very unhealthful!”
“Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf?” he asked.
“No, I don’t,” I said.
He said, “Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or fool around with sexy women?”
“No,” I said, “I don’t do any of those things. I’ve been faithfully married for 22 years to the same woman”
He looked at me and said, “Then why in hell do you want to live to be 90?”
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