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I blame the Mayans
For all the messed up clients who are coming in to my shop lately.
That is all – Returning to the wine now 😉
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So the world is about to end in less then three weeks time?
Just wondering, what plans everyone has to make the best of their final few days here on earth? I’ve saved a fortune by not having to buy any christmas presents this year 😕
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No need to take out 5 year breakdown protection or extended warranties
Buy a Ferarri on a have now pay in two years time plan -
Spooky
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Great to be still around on International Microphone Testing Day… 12/12/12. 😀
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12/12/12 at 12mins past 12 oclock and still here 😕
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I’m still here!
May have to cancel the order for the Ferrari
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Sorry to disapoint you guys but it’s actually the 21st when the world is due to end so we’re not out of the woods yet.
I actually dream’t last night that I was standing on the Forth Road Bridge with Alison and we saw a fire in the sky. It turned into an asteroid and crashed into the sea in the distance and we could see a gigantic wave heading our way which would engulf us on the bridge. We held each other in one final embrace and waited for the end at which point I woke up. The dream was very vivid and can still remember it clearly now as I write this. It has since occured to me that if we had climbed the towers that support the suspension cables then we would have been able to climb above the height of the engulfing wave thus saving ourselves.
So next Friday I’m spending the day at the Forth road bridge just in case my premonition comes true :worry:
That’s a true story that is 😕
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Nice one Phil 🙂
Hey I’ve set up a facebook page called I Blame the Mayans. Go and put your Mayan blaming on there as well 🙂
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quote Phill Fenton:So next Friday I’m spending the day at the Forth road bridge just in case my premonition comes true :worry:
That’s a true story that is 😕
Phill! With your family go Forth
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Sadly we don’t have Lance-Corporal Jack Jones (Clive Dunn) to calm all of us down!
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Weather forecast for the week 😮
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Just read this post on FB from a friend of mine in Sydney.
"A bloke I know runs a company with about 150 employees. One of them asked for three days off this week in preparation for the end of times. He needed to pray alongside his fellow worshippers for salvation. Serious. No, Really. His leave wasn’t granted even after some cajoling from the believer."
OMG!!!
Tell you what. As I’m 8 hours ahead of UK time I’ll let you know if it’s going to happen ‘cos it’s the 21st here first 😉
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quote Lee Attewell:Tell you what. As I’m 8 hours ahead of UK time I’ll let you know if it’s going to happen ‘cos it’s the 21st here first 😉
But Lee what if you get (grab)
How you gonna let us know? -
quote John Singh:But Lee what if you get (grab)
How you gonna let us know?We’ll know we’re doomed if we don’t hear from him 😕
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Does anyone have any idea roughly what time the world is due to end? I need to know whether or not to bother bringing a packed lunch into work on Friday 😕
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I reckon it’ll be about tea time Phil 🙂
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We’ve got our Christmas do on Friday night, so it will probably be after that. I reckon
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Hmmmm! Hope it comes a little later in the night as I love my Lamb Madras from the curry house
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I’ve just read this in this morning’s paper.
”Dec 21, 2012 sees the end of the 13th and final baktun in the 5,125-year Maya Long Calendar and, according to some, the world will end at 11.12am GMT, the time of the summer Solstice. That will be just before sunrise in Tikal. Those in the UK will have time for breakfast.”
Better have your curry tonight John, and Phil don’t bother with the sandwiches for lunch.
Oh and a survey during the summer said that 12% of Americans were worried – that’s an awful lot of people. -
So i’ll finally get the site switched to the new one and the world ends. bloody typical! 😕
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Still here!
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quote Simon Worrall:Still here!
Is the under ground bunker finished yet Simon?
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I shall just hold off paying the taxman just in case. I just want the pleasure in knowing I stuffed them before my and their demise. (hot) 😀
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If tomorrow is the end then I would like to say right now that you people on here are the best people I have ever known………by some strange event that we are still here in 24hrs I will slightly redress this post 😉
Nigel
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quote Nigel Pugh:If tomorrow is the end then I would like to say right now that you people on here are the best people I have ever known………by some strange event that we are still here in 24hrs I will slightly redress this post 😉
Nigel
eer! eer! I’ll second that Nigel
…………Still want me curry tomorrow though!
Someone said to me: ‘End of the World! Don’t worry John it’ll be a blast!’
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Blimey! All this talk about the Mayan calendar, anyone would think it’s the end of the world! 🙄
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So long… Thanks for all the fish
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Oh I forgot… We’re still here 😎
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quote John Singh:quote Simon Worrall:Still here!
Is the under ground bunker finished yet Simon?
Cant get a builder for love nor money this time of year John!
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was it around 11 we were all popping off?
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My Gill’s hoping to be popping off about 12 today but I reckon the boss won’t let her go till much later
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Just a enough time to put the kettle on and make a nice cup of tea
Not heard anything from our friends down under for a little while …….Hmmmmm!
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Is it just me, or is anyone else just a tiny little bit disappointed that the world didn’t end today?
Oh well, I s’pose I’d better go and do some Christmas shopping now 😕
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quote Phill Fenton:Is it just me, or is anyone else just a tiny little bit disappointed that the world didn’t end today?
Oh well, I s’pose I’d better go and do some Christmas shopping now 😕
:lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:
know the feeling Phill….
I now have to phone one of my biggest customers on monday and tell him i dont actually wont him to kiss my ar$e whilst his employees watch!!! 😮oh… and i meant She, not him…. of course! 😳
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