• Help via Email..

    Posted by Phill Fenton on December 3, 2007 at 11:51 pm

    I have had hundreds of emails today basically telling me I must have a small Pen1s and they can make it bigger 😮 .

    I’m beginning to think Alison may have registered with some sort of "help line" but a more plausible solution may be some sort of virus has been activated today that has sent out all these messages via botnets.

    Anyone else been bombarded today – or is it simply true that my willy is too small 😳 😕

    Nicola McIntosh replied 16 years, 5 months ago 10 Members · 13 Replies
  • 13 Replies
  • John Childs

    Member
    December 4, 2007 at 12:00 am

    Just checked my spam box and nothing about small members today.

    Must be just you then. 😀

  • Peter Normington

    Member
    December 4, 2007 at 12:22 am

    None for me, Phil
    they probably Know they cant improve a good thing.

    Peter

  • Andy Gorman

    Member
    December 4, 2007 at 12:27 am

    Nah, I only get the ones selling pills that make it smaller.

    No-one else get them?

  • Harry Cleary

    Member
    December 4, 2007 at 12:33 am

    none for me either Phil, I get that many Viagra ones I can’t get the ariel down! 😀

  • Andy Gorman

    Member
    December 4, 2007 at 12:39 am

    Does anyone get mails that make no sense at all?

    Like it’ll say "four oranges in a cupboard". That’s all, no link to click or attachments. When I was a lad people put effort into junk e-mails. Not like these young ‘uns today, they don’t know they’re born etc.

  • Shane Drew

    Member
    December 4, 2007 at 1:59 am
    quote Andy Gorman:

    Does anyone get mails that make no sense at all?

    Like it’ll say “four oranges in a cupboard”. That’s all, no link to click or attachments. When I was a lad people put effort into junk e-mails. Not like these young ‘uns today, they don’t know they’re born etc.

    I get about 50 a day Phil but spamfighter catches 99% of them

    The nonsense emails are because most spam fighers look for groups of words that don’t make sense or are in a blacklist of suspect words, but if you send spam with a lot of legit words, even tho they may not make a sentence, the spam progs will see a greater % of ‘safe’ words and let it through, in theory.

  • Gareth.Lewis

    Member
    December 4, 2007 at 8:11 am

    Phill,

    I can honestly, hand on heart, say that I have never, ever had any emails suggesting your pen1s is too small or trying to sell me things that will make your pen1s bigger.

    Sorry I couldn’t help,

    Gareth

  • John Gregson

    Member
    December 4, 2007 at 9:20 am

    I’ve had the emails – tried the product – IT WORKS! :lol1:

    People don’t call me John anymore!

    Cheers Tripod 😉

  • George Elsmore

    Member
    December 4, 2007 at 9:32 am
    quote Andy Gorman:

    Does anyone get mails that make no sense at all?

    Like it’ll say “four oranges in a cupboard”. That’s all, no link to click or attachments. When I was a lad people put effort into junk e-mails. Not like these young ‘uns today, they don’t know they’re born etc.

    I get the obscure ones too Andy i think they are sublimnal messages making me go to the pub 😮

  • Harry Cleary

    Member
    December 4, 2007 at 10:42 am
    quote George Elsmore:

    I get the obscure ones too Andy i think they are sublimnal messages making me go to the pub 😮

    Will I keep sending them George?? 😀

  • George Elsmore

    Member
    December 4, 2007 at 10:45 am

    now the mystery has gone 🙁

  • Mike Grant

    Member
    December 4, 2007 at 7:46 pm

    My willy is 12" long, but I don’t use it as a rule 😮

    Last time I took Viagra it was to stop me rolling out of bed. 😳

    OK I’ll stop now (:)

  • Nicola McIntosh

    Member
    December 4, 2007 at 10:06 pm
    quote Mike Grant:

    My willy is 12″ long, but I don’t use it as a rule 😮
    Last time I took Viagra it was to stop me rolling out of bed. 😳

    :lol1: :lol1: :lol1: you wouldnt be making signs…if you had one that size 😉

    nik

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