Hello All!

[Robert Lambie]

hi andy… glad you found us mate, welcome to the boards 😉

[Hugh Potter]

hey dude, welcome !

[Kevin Flowers]

Welcome Andy

Kev

[Andy Gorman]

Welcome to the site matey.

[Andrew Daniel]

Thanks for the warm welcome guys 😀

Been busy looking at all the threads you got going (I’ll be here ’till 4 in the morning the way I am going (yawn) )

Still researching before making a decision on 1290 printer or a PC60?

I guess I will need both at some point though.

https://www.uksignboards.com/viewtopic.p … pc60#96639 was an interesting thread for this … just scared of starting another one and getting flamed for not using the ‘search’ tool. 😳

Shorty I will have a lot of orders for rugby tops in different colours with numbers and names 🙄 . I don’t want to limit myself and on the other hand one of the companies I am the web designer for is thinking about having some cheap T-shirts he can give away at bike shows or a mug or two. 🙂

Andy.
(Think I will have to pay up to see the ‘For Sale’ thread)

[Carrie Brown]

Hi Andy

Welcome to the boards 😀

Great intro and you even loaded your pic …. with no top on … with your chest showing and everything … nice shoulders 😮 :lol1:

You will never get flamed for asking anything even if it is a repeat question …. in some ways its good to bring up older topics as there are always new peeps coming along so its handy and always a good way for the regs to add their bit again.

Anyway … lots of stuff for you to read through, look forward to seeing you about the place.

:welcome:

[Jill Marie Welsh]

😮
😉
😳

[Robert Lambie]

:praise2: what can i say mate… :lol1: :lol1: just clocked your profile picture you dark horse you… just dont flash your nipple ring eh, carrie will have a fit 😉 :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

oh and dont let that little baby picture fool you… shes jill the ripper 😉 :lol1:

[Andrew Daniel]

Thanks.

Bit of a forum nerd so you’ll have no problems with me asking ‘How do I upload pics’ or anything like that.

As for the picture I was a little limited with what to put there as my new PC has about 12 images on it 3 of which are of me 😎

I thought the only people replying to my ‘hello’ post at 1 o’clock on a weekday morning would the the Yanks? Proved wrong already 😉

Andy.

[Carrie Brown]

Hey I live a sheltered life I dont get out much you see … and the mere sight of a bit of flesh thats not just part of the face ……. 😛 whats a girl to do :lol1:

No Im sorry Andy I am only joking …. hope I havent scared you off now …. 😕

[Andrew Daniel]

Nahh – it’s all good fun! 😛

And sorry to disapoint but I have no nipple ring … and I don’t think I’ll be looking to get one either (hmm)

When do the ladies get topless on here? or am I on the wrong forum? 😎

Hee Hee (evil)

Andy.

[Robert Lambie]

quote Carrie Brown:

No Im sorry Andy I am only joking …. hope I havent scared you off now …. 😕

yeh right, comes on here skuddy naked at midnight with a username like alphamale, and you think your gonna scare him off? :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

just joking mate, ill leave this thread alone now ive had a pop at carrie :lol1:

welcome again. 😀

[Carrie Brown]

Andy …. you need to speak to Jill about that ….. 😉 Although after a few breezers Ive heard Rob likes to do a bit of a strip tease …… you have to watch where he flings his kilt though … could cause an injury :lol1:

Actually Hugh is topless too … ooooh bit of a trend starting I think 😛

[Andrew Daniel]

quote Robert Lambie:

yeh right, comes on here skuddy naked at midnight with a username like alphamale, and you think your gonna scare him off? :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

Yehh I guess it looks a little sus 😉

Well I guess it’s a good introduction :2thumbs:

Andy

[Robert Lambie]

waite a minute. martin armitage is too is he not?

oh god i hope i got the right member there? 😳

😀

[Jill Marie Welsh]

My baby frock conceals my nipple rings.

[Marekdlux]

I would go topless, but Carrie has already proven she can’t control herself.
Welcome Andy. It seems you have already caused a stir. 😀
I’m not a yank, but I am in California. (5:47pm here)
-Marek

[Carrie Brown]

quote Marekdlux:

I would go topless, but Carrie has already proven she can’t control herself.

Oh Marek …. please dont let a little old thing like my lack of self control put you off 😉

:lol1: … crikey Im sounding more and more perverted the longer this thread goes on … who started it all anyway!!?? 😮

[Andrew Daniel]

Me :lol1:

[Robert Lambie]

its not the nipple rings that do it for her, its tugging the chain connecting them both… 😮

[Andrew Daniel]

quote Marekdlux:

Welcome Andy. It seems you have already caused a stir. 😀
I’m not a yank, but I am in California. (5:47pm here)
-Marek

Yehh – it seems the ‘sign forum’ is more active than other forums for 2 o’clcok in the morning.

I see you have a Welsh flag there 😉 Hope your having a good time out there and just keep yourself away from the east coast with all that ‘breeze’.

Andy

[Marekdlux]

We don’t get any hurricanes over here thankfully. We just get drive by shootings and earthquakes. 😮
I have lived here since I was 1 and a half, but my heart is still in Wales (and most of my family)
-Marek

[Jayne Marsh]

Hi and welcome to spot the topless male forum, 😳 Love the piccy :lol1: There will be more topless pics of other male forum members appearing soon Im sure, should be good for a laugh :lol1:
Anyway welcome to the boards, you’ll love it here lots of very friendly people 😀

[Mark Shipley]

Hi Andy,

Welcome to the boards, and many thanks for changing the subject from Christmas shopping :lol1:

As has already been said – ask as many questions as you like, on occasions you just might even get a sensible answer 🙄 😳

Mark

[Jill Marie Welsh]

I vote that just for a day we all go topless.

[Jayne Marsh]

Is that everyone Jill or just the men? :lol1:

[Jill Marie Welsh]

Everyone, Jayne!
Fair is fair.
(nobody will know it unless we all change our Avatars to shoulders-up tho)
When is the day?
For those timid folks, just SAY you’re topless & I’ll believe you….I’m very gullible you know.
Love…..Jill

[Dave & Rob Lowery]

OK Jill, Gone topless for you 😮

[Andrew Daniel]

quote Jill Marie Welsh:

I vote that just for a day we all go topless.

Well seems a little unfair on the ladies here but I will keep glued to the PC all day 😮 with no complaints 😉

Are you gonna start the ball rolling? or was that me? 🙄

Andy.

[Jill Marie Welsh]

There’s a new piccie of me for the day and I guarantee it’s topless, altho I am wearing a wig.
Love….Jill

[Shane Drew]

I’d go topless Jill , but everytime I take my shirt off the wife begs me to put it back on…. what can I say. 😳

[David-Foster-]

Couldn’t uksignboards do one of those nude calendars like the WI calendar girls :lol1:
Are you up for Miss July Jill? with appropriate bits of cut vinyl?
The guys could be stood behind A boards 😮
or a vinyl wrap? or a mahl stick 😳

[David Rowland]

oh my, what a thread!

[Marekdlux]

quote David-Foster-:

Couldn’t uksignboards do one of those nude calendars like the WI calendar girls :lol1:
Are you up for Miss July Jill? with appropriate bits of cut vinyl?
The guys could be stood behind A boards 😮
or a vinyl wrap? or a mahl stick 😳

:lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:
I’ll be the April Fool.
-Marek

[Jill Marie Welsh]

I’d prefer gold leaf to vinyl scraps.
July IS my birthday month too!
Love…..Jill

[Marekdlux]

Can I rub the potato?
My b-day is in January, but I am a fool. *hair*
-Marek

[Carrie Brown]

A topless day … sounds fun :lol1:

A calendar ….. now that is something I would like to see and i would certainly pay to have one on my wall 😉

[Lynn Normington]

so my birthday is november what doe’s that make me 🙄

Lynn

[Carrie Brown]

ooooh Lynn you could have a fireworks theme ……. bonfire that kind of thing 😀

[Mark Shipley]

:yikes:

I thought avatars were frightening enough, never mind a flesh feast of UKSB members (I don’t think there’s a pun intended there) hung (nope, not intended either) on my wall 😳

Mark

[Lynn Normington]

so you want to burn me carrie 😥

Lynn

[Carrie Brown]

I dont want to burn you Lynn ….. cant comment on the others though?! 😉

On the bright side there could be a Mr December with a snow machine and he could dowse you down should you catch alight! :lol1: 😛

[Carrie Brown]

Oooooooh Lynn … I hope my previous post doesnt sound mean …… 😳 I just read back and then thought maybe I should have added a few more words ….. I really dont want to burn you honest 😮 nor does anyone else Im sure …… oooh who started this thread anyway and how did we get onto naked calender poses …….. :lol1:

Im good at digging holes you should know that by now 😉 Crikey please dont burn me now though 😕

:doh:

[Robert Lambie]

lynn, just chuck her page from the calender on the fire :lol1: :lol1:

[Lynn Normington]

Carrie you could pretend but you must instist I have lots of fire fighters to help me the nice beefy types 😛 please

lynn

[Lynn Normington]

Rob that wouldn’t work Carrie comes after me 🙄

lynn

[Robert Lambie]

:lol1: :lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

[Carrie Brown]

Now I would like to be around for that Lynn ……

Big muscley men in firemens outfits ……… strong …… handsome ……. with a very large hose 😮

What were we talking about :lol1:

[Lynn Normington]

make belive carrie you pretend to do it and call very loudly for help and they will all rush in to save me (hopefully) 🙄

lynn

[Carrie Brown]

*cough clears throat* …… in my best shouting stressed out voice:

“Oh my …… Oh help someone …… anyone …… preferably mighty fine firemen …… theres a damsel in distress …….. the lovely Lynn is on fire”

………………………. we shall now see Lynn 😉 Or we can at least hope and dream huh!!!

:lol1: I think I may have just lost the plot a bit tonight!! 😕

[Andrew Daniel]

Looks like a good time to get my firemans outfit on from Ann Summers :lol1: … never did get much wear out of it 🙄

I have had 3 forum ‘say hello’ threads turn into 5+ pages in the past and I think this is going to be another 😳

Hmmm calander … I’ve done a naked one before with uni so I guess wearing anything would be quite boring to say the least 😉

My birthday is January too.

Andy

PS My firemans suit isn’t fire proof so I’d rather not get involved with any naked flames … just naked ladies :lol1:

[Carrie Brown]

quote AlphaMale:

Looks like a good time to get my firemans outfit on from Ann Summers :lol1:

Ooooh there you go Lynn one volunteer already 😉

:lol1:

[Jill Marie Welsh]

Down, Boy!
hahahahaha
See what you’ve started?
We’re all a bunch of pervos now.
Love…..Jill
😉

[Jayne Marsh]

I think these Uni types love the “go naked” thing! My brother, who is now a respected doctor loved to go out on the town wearing nothing but a lab coat and a G string, not a pretty sight when you’re 6’4″ and a beefy water polo player. A few drinks and he was anyones 😮

[Lynn Normington]

quite amazing how things go off track 😛 only one fireman Carrie 🙄
that really was funny

Lynn

[Carrie Brown]

The mere sight of a bit of shoulder showing and the boards go mad!!! :lol1: oh but the calendar post is funny!!

This place always goes :offtopic: :lol1: I suppose thats part of the appeal … maybe … perhaps…. possibly?? 😛 I dont think any of us mind too much on certain topics … but the more serious ones though it is nice to keep them on track.

😀

[John Childs]

Two lads are talking and one says, “I know of this great pub where they give you a meal, free drinks all night, and then you go out the back for as much sex as you like.”

The other one replies sceptically, “Oh yeah, and have you actually been to this place yourself?”

“No”, says the first, “but my sister has.”

[David Rowland]

… I wonder if that was a No Smoking pub too!

[Andrew Daniel]

Just noticed that my ‘Hello’ thread is the most viewed on the ‘Say hello’ section (page 1) with over 600 views!!! :lol1:

I guess people getting naked (boys & girls) is enough to get anybody clicking.

😳

And Lynn I thought 1 fireman would be enough to satisfy (so greedy) I guess I will have to get a few friends together and surprise you. 😮

Andy.

[Carrie Brown]

:lol1: Very good John!! I just told someone it … but Im crap at telling jokes … I just dont have the jokey flow in my voice 😕 Next time I will let them readi it for themselves 🙄

Lynn …. there you go … Andy and a few mates dressed up for you ….. 😉 Now theres an offer and a half huh!!! 😛

Andy …. or should we say Mr popular post :lol1: see what a bit of flesh flashing can cause …. now imagine if you stood in the middle of the Sign UK show in the real flesh and did it …. you might get a stampede started 😮 :lol1:

[Andrew Daniel]

I think I’ll need to change my pic when I put all my images back on the PC, Causing too much of a stir :lol1:

Although I have some really funny pics comming my way soon 🙄 … I was modelling last week for a company that imports and sells work clothing. I was a chef / waiter / council worker / police man / pilot / chemical engineer / cleaner / porter / you name it I had it!!!! 😮

I hope I get a copy of the pics, should be a laugh showing the family what I do on weekends for money 😳

Andy.

[Graham Martin]

Hi and welcome still getting the hang of it bit late but
(drink1) :welcome: :welcome: :welcome:
From me