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Heard During Colonoscopy
A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:
· I usually don’t do this on the first date.
· “Take it easy, Doc. You’re boldly going where no man has gone before!”
· “Find Amelia Earhart yet?”
· “Can you hear me now?”
· “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?”
· “You know, in Arkansas, we’re now legally married.”
· “Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?”
· “You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out, you put your left and in and you shake it all about…”
· “Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!”
· “If your hand doesn’t fit, you must quit!”
· “Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.”
· “You used to be an executive at Enron, didn’t you?”
And the best one of them all…
“Could you write a note for my wife saying that, in your considered medical opinion, my head is not up there?” -
3 Replies
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😀 😀 😀
Really liked the last one Shane!
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Hey guys,
I’ve just come onto the board ‘cos I thought I’d find all sorts of useful (-) hints and tips here about sign-making and the like (well I have done) but I’ve just spent the past hour or thereabouts reading / looking though this forum.
God what a bloody enjoyable waste of time! Some really good ones here… I did enjoy the colonoscopy (well, Shane’s quotes rather than the real thing…!) :thumbsup:
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Thanks Marcella, my wife got a kick out of that one as well 😮
Simon M, welcome to the boards mate, I subscribe to the theory – all work with no laughing is a really dull day 😛
They are a great bunch here. I hope you continue to enjoy our company…
Cheers
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