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  Girl joke

  Posted by Vince Francis on October 2, 2005 at 9:22 pm

  A girl walks in to a supermarket and buys the following items:
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  >1 Bar of Soap
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  >1 Toothbrush
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  >1 Tube of toothpaste
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  >1 loaf of bread
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  >1 pint of milk
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  >1 apple
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  >1 banana
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  >1 orange
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  >1 plum
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  >1 grapefruit
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  >1 tomato
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  >1 lettuce
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  >1 cabbage
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  >1 baking potato
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  >1 kraft single
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  >1 samosa
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  >1 vegetable pakora
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  >1 muesli bar
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  >1 pie
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  >1 frozen pizza
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  >1 single frozen dinner
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  >The bloke behind her in the queue taps her on the shoulder. He is
  >carrying
  >a basket with a six pack of Stella, a pizza and some Wagon Wheels.
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  >As she turns he smiles at her and says,
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  >Single, eh?
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  >The girl smiles sheepishly and replies
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  >”How did you guess?”
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  >He looks at her – straight in the eyes and gently says “Because you’re
  >minging”

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  Vince Francis replied 18 years, 7 months ago 1 Member · 0 Replies
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