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get rid of those january blues
Ever had a Chicken Tarka?
It’s like a Chicken Tikka, only it’s a little otter.Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, and
produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very
little, which made him rather frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered
from bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a
family in Egypt and is named “Amal.” The other goes to a family in
Spain; they name him “Juan.” Years later, Juan sends a picture of
himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband
that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds,
“But they are twins-if you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.”A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in
the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an
hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
“But why?,” they asked, as they moved off. “Because,” he said, “I can’t
stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.” -
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😥 😮 🙂 😀 😎
The January Blues have left the building.
Cheers John -
:lol1:
I had to re-read the first one a couple of times.
-Marek
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